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HAWTHORNE CHRYSANTEMUM NAZVALO MENYA MLEKOPITAYUSCHIM ("SUD LECHIT") YOU'RE INTO MENSA

ПОЭТ ЭМО

NEED SOME ZITS; HERE LENKA "HOT" MINIATYURKA O GALECHKE (NENATURALKA) PRIHODITSYA ZAPYATNAT' CHTOBY V SUD PODAVALA 

"A TUT I BABA NA SNOSYAX" SYLVESTER STALLONE NOT WELCOME

CHTO MNE PRIHODILOS' DELAT' ROGA I KOPYTA A SAMA POGORELA NA SKAM'E (KAKOE PORNO PRISHLOS' SDELAT') KINO OCHEN' SDELAT' NADO

KOMBAJN DLYA PORNO CAN'T COMBINE;
KOMBINEZON ZAKRYT V PORYADKI;
I GEHJP VZIRAETSYA ZA RAN'
I GDE-TO PROPOVEDNIK V GRYADKE.

OSOLOVELAYA GRYADYOT
IZ TYOSEM ANGEL GAVRILOM
NO CHEREZ OSEN' DESYAT' ROT
I NE PRIHODITSYA S KADILOM;

LISH' ROZHKI STAVIL IDIOT
I VOT POD SERDTSEM U NEYO TUT
NE VSYO SVOYO, A VSYO-T SVOYO-T:
VEZDE SUYOT I TYANET V OMUT!

CHTOB SNOVA PRISHLA (I BEZ INDUSA) REINAKCIYA SLUCHAJNOJ VSTRECHI "POVEDEM V BANYU" BRAWN CHITAJTE

GLAVNYE DUMY NAKRYLIS' SHIZOPHRENIKA -- GALYA NAGADILA IZ GOLLIVUDA (TU IZ HARVARDA POCHEMU MY NADEEMSYA NA KRASOTU PRECOR NAM OBESCHAET) NO PRICHYOSKI OBMANYVAUT SLUSHKOM REZKIMI YEAH -- V MOGILU OBSCHESTVO ZOVYOT (I GALI GLAVNOE GOLOVA A NE ZABLUZHDALIS' LI NOZHKI? TAK KTO ZHE ZAVESCHAETSYA SHIZOFRENIKOM? GALI KRASOTA MNE DOROZHE -- NO ONA EDINSTVENNAYA; I IZ-ZA MAMY NAKRYVAETSYA STRANICA ZA STRANICEJ A EHTO IZYA IZ PESNI MNE S GALEJ NUZHNO OBSCHAT'SYA A NE OT MAMY SUICID SOVERSHAT') MYSLI EE NA BRELKE OT KAZNI OTCA (OTKAZNIKA? I VY EHTOY UROVEN' BREDYATINY, CHREZ BLAGOVEST ETC., PODDERZHIVAETE I OTRICAETE ZDOROV'E YAIC?) GALYA POKAZYVAET NOZHIK, PC XOCHET VIDET' MENYA A NE PLISECKUYU TRASH SLEPYAN GLAVNOE CHEM POKORILA OBSCHESTVENNOST'

POKORENIE PRAVDY, KAK STAT' TRENEROM ZARUBEZHOM BEZ LYUBIMYX RYOBER, I MAYONEZZA NA NIX (ZASCHSCHAYA POTERYANNUYU TETRAD')

ZHENSCHINE HVATAET PRAVDY (OSOBENNO GOLAYA) NE BYSTRYJ, A PRAVDIVYJ MUZHCHINA IMEET USPEH OCHKO PROTIV IHOP: XUZHE DRUGA NE BYLO A VOT BYSTRO SGORET' MOZHET KAZHDYJ (EMU I SMERT'!) POEHZIYU NE OSTAVIT' -- BYT' KAKIM BYL O CHYOM RIKITIKITAVI I VSE PROIZVEDENIYA POSLE

"NA VODKU NE XVATAET" NAKAZYVAYUT, RASXVATYVAYA, TOL'KO GEI I POTOM LISHAYUTSYA DRUZHBY (OSTAL'NYE PO GEOGRAFII NOSYAT KASKI)*

ZA VODKU SOHRANYAT' SVOI PRAVA
I LODYREM BYT' -- TOZHE PICCIKATTO
BETHOVENA MOZARTA GOLOVA
PROKLYALA, I BYLA IM NE PROKLYATA

A BUD' TY PROKLYAT PROKRICHAL AKCENT
I POGOREL NA BYVSHEM, A NE BYSTROM:
PROFESSIONALOM KAKIM BYL MENT
I VOT KAKIM TRENEROM PROBYL BYSHOVETS;

NE XUY KONYA ZHEVAT', I PROVODIT'
PO KOZHEVU KOZHEVNICH'EMU PRAVO:
KTO ZHENSCHINU NE VZYALSYA VOZBUDIT' --
TOMU DAETSYA OPOSLED HALYAVA...

ILI OKTAVA...

*TAK ZHENSCHIN POKORYAT' -- NOSIT' OKROVAVLENNYJ NOS, DAZHE ESLI ON CHISTYJ O CHEM PANIN "PROFESSIONALY" ODNOY ZHENSCHINY MENYA HVATAET

OB EHTOM PRETENZII KO MNE VSE S UTRA DEPRESSII, S SYRA HAVARTI (COWARDS OF 1 HOLE) OTMENOJ GOSPITALITETA (ILI ORIGINA IZ MOSKVY) PYTAYUSCHIESYA LISHIT' PRAVA PERSONAL'NOGO GOSPODSTVA NAD SVOIMI CHUVSTVAMI I SOBOJ (VSYA LITERATURA FRENCH DEVYATNADCATOGO VEKA I EYO MORALITET) PRAV BYL VSYU YA ZHIZN' (NAM EHTOJ EHRY XVATAET; NO NE PISCHI V PSIHUSHKE) A OSTAL'NYE OPREDELYAYUT (NABOKOV) PO SVINOJ MORDE BASHKA NABOK I SOXRANENY VSE PRAVA

(OSTAL'NOE -- VSE KLEVETA, IZMYVANIYA NAD TRENEROM ILI POLKOVODTSEM -- "KARETU MNE, KARETU," YANTARNYJ MUZEY V PALANGE (SBORKI STEKLOTARY -- AGRARNAYA EHKONOMIKA DLYA RUSSKOGO "NI ODIN MUZHCHINA NE MOZHET TEBYA TERPET'", NE ISPOL'ZUYA NI IOTY SLOVARYA (ZATEM I MOZART DLYA STSENY ZNAET VAM TSENY ZATEMNYAYA OCHKI V GUGGENHEIM MUSEUM); ZAGONYAYA V NEVROLOGICHESKUYU BOLEZN' -- NELOGICHESKIY ARGUMENT VYSOKOMERNOGO PRIVYCHNOGO CELIBATA (DAZHE NEKOTORYX PORNOGRAPHICHESKIX AKTYOROV NA INCOGNITO SPOSOBNYX), I VSE VASHI FALANGI S DETSTVA) NA EHTOM 100℅ USPEX I GOLOGO MUZHCHINY (MYSHKAMI), I PRAVOMOSCHNOJ ZHENSCHINY (OKONCHIV MUZSHKOLU... OKUDZHAVA PROMOKASHKOY "PERVYJ CHELOVEK PLOXOJ" TAK I PROGRAMMIRUYUT (A POTOM V STENU ZAMUROVYVAYUT, PISHA "KRYLATYE KACHELI" "POLKOVODEC S SHEEYU KOROTKOJ" DAZHE "PYOS S MALEN'KOJ BORODKOJ" (NE VKLYUCHAYA KORRIDU) SHUTKI O VNESHNOSTI (ZHENSCHINE SVOEY GOLOSTI HVATAET A NE KAK GOLOSOM POL'STIT' EE "CALL POLICE", THE BRITISH WAY; TATTOUS) POLITSIA EHTIM HVASTAET TROCKIJ ((THE WAY YOUR NIPPLES LOOK (MIT) S''ELI KUKA, SYAGAJ S MASSACHSSETSKOGO I NAZYVAJSYA VSYU ZHIZN' (EUW!) GOMOSEKOM) YA NASHEL VELIKUYU ZHENSCHINU, A TSARNAEVY ZASTRELILI POLITSEYSKOGO (GOMOSEKA; HOMELESS) TAK I BYLO S EHLVISOM PRESLEY -- TAK VISIT *), GUSTAVE FLAUBERT -- EHTO BYLI MOI RODITELI -- BYVSHIE GREHI PERVAYA SSORA) EHTO I EST' TOT KORABL' PODLETSOV I METART -- VSE VASHI SKOTOBOJNYE PROGRAMMY NA WOLFRANE -- NE SOXRANIT' VOL'FIE V ZHIVYX "MUZHCHINA K ZHENSCHINE MOZHET IZMENIT'SYA, DAVAJTE STROIT' IZMY, UBIVAT' TROCKOGO"

CHEM NE MUZHIK KONKRETIKA? (A CENA CHUVSTVU -- NOL' DOKAZUEMA TOL'KO PORNO)*

*OL'GA OSTROUMOVA EHTO RESHILA PRAVIL'NO, I MIHAIL SCHERBAKOV V SVOEY KAYUTE ON DOLZHEN PORVAT' (IGRAYA ODINOKOGO) URODOVAT' NEL'ZYA ZHIVYX, ZABOLOTSKY! (DLYA UROLOGA, EHTO I EST' OPREDELENIE KRASIVOGO GOLOGO MUZHIKA, NE NUZHNO GA, I POSTOYANNYH SPOROV) EMU HVATAET KOLODY KART -- TABLETKI PRINIMAT' EMU (A NE PERVOMU, POKAZHUSCHIMSYA BYVSHIM "SHOW YOUR SKIN", ZA S''YOMKU V "VOYEUR") FUCK V OTELE POKAZHET A ESCHYO TRISTA PROB NO NE OT HRISTA (MY S TOBOJ XOZYAE)

A LERMONTOVA UBILI ZRYA PUST' PREDOXRANYAUTSYA, V KRAVATE, YA NE DOLZHEN :) ZHENSCHINA XOROSHA V BUDUARE, A EGO (POLYAKA) NE DOLZHNY OBSLUZHIVAT' (PUST' SOXRANYAET SVOE DOSTOINSTVO I STANET TRENEROM PCHYOLOKUL'TIROVAL'SCHIK) ZHELTYM BUDET UDOBNO I TRET'EJ MIROVOY NE BUDET (KRADUSCHIJ NE RAVEN, OBVINYAEMYJ V KRAZHE IMEET GOSPODSTVO) ASK RAVEN RILEY

ZHENSCHINE HVATAET PRAVDY (KAK PRAVILO FRESHMANA) "VSEM -- KAK TAM VAS PO IMENAM -- SKLONILI K STARYM VREMENAM" (NO OSTAV'TE NAKOLKI DAL'TONIKU, NICK NOLTE DA I TO NE V RIFMU)

CORNEL WEST SLUSHAET YOUTUBY V PSIXUSHKI BATHROOM -- VSYA VASHA PSIXOLOGICHESKAYA PROFESSIYA (SLUTSKY), ALGEBRA, LOW VERTABRAE ALL POETS UNDERSTAND ZA VAS TAMERLAN RASSTALSYA S ZHIZN'YU (TSEPOCHKA PRODOLZHAETSYA, ZHENSCHINA ROZHAET EHTIM ZHENSCHIN; KLONDIKE, UPDIKE, 1 MORE DYKE QUAQMIRE AND STEINBECK) OLD GRAND STEINWAY WITH HELLEN MIRREN AROUND AND LEONARD BERNSTEIN ON IT: ALL ASSES ARE ROUND (ESPECIALLY POLINA OSETINSKAYA) RASPILIM? PTITSU FILINA SPOYOM? ILI ZHIZN' TEBE DOROZHE? (U NAS RODITSYA MUZHCHINA!) DERZHAVINSKAYA PRICHYOSKA ZA RUBEZHEM

HAVA NOGILA GALI-A KAK TEBYA ZOVUT? NAM NUZHNA OBSCHAYA MOGILA OBS'SCHNOST'? (A VOOBSCHE TO NE POKORYAYUT NOSKAMI, SPRYATANNYMI V SERDTSE -- TOL'KO (GARIKA) KRICHEVSKOGO (DA I TO GARIKA)) POSCHYOCHINA NA PIANINO, NEVRAZUMITEL'NYJ OTVET; CIANIDE OPTIONAL, XOT' MAMA (HOT) OTRITSAET IZ-ZA COEDS NAGAD'TE NAKONETS GHOTTI :)


I EHTO EGO LAPIDARNYE MOZGI S SOKOM -- "UNFORGIVEN" (KASTRIROVAT' TOGO, KTO PLATIT)

VSE PREVZOSHLI A POLNA NEFORMATA ("SKAZKA O MYORTVOY TSAREVNE") POSHLA TY SO SVOIM CHUVSTVOM (MYASOKOMBINATA) POHOZHE NA TVOI PYATKI KUL'TIVIRUJ

"BULATU NEFIG DELAT'
U IGROAVTOMATA.
V KONTROLE TA ANGINA
I MOVIE "BLUE LAGOON" --
TRENIROVAT' TEBE LAT
POZVOLIT NE PALATA
A CHERPAT' GNEV U SHIN'A
POZVOLIT TOL'KO LGUN:"

ITOGI DOLGOPYATO:
"DZHIN PROKLYANI I JUICE TAM;
POEHZIYU ISKUSSTVOM,
ZOVYA, KUL'TIVIRUJ
I HOT' BY VINOVATA
ZRELA NA TEBYA S CHUVSTVOM --
NA PARK GOR'KOGO S BUYSTVOM
TY DENEG NE VORUY"

I TAK ODNA ZAPLATA --
DRUGAYA NEVOZMOZHNA --
ZAPLATIT' ZA BULATA
VMENYAET V MENYA ROG,
NASIL'NO BEZ VOZVRATA --
BEZ PRAVA NA CHTO SLOZHNO
CHTO MOZART UZURPATOR;
POMILOVAL LISH' BOG.






NA ZUBY NADO NAMEKAT', INACHE SDADUT V ANALIZ I VSADYAT NOZH NAPOSLEDOK (DUMY SAMOJ BABUSHKI EHTO YA ZLOBEN, NO ONA SOZNALAS': MOEGO DRUGA ZVVALI LYUBENSKIY) TAK KAKOJ ZHE PODONOK PRINYAL DOM?

NA KOSTI ZUBY (KRUPNAYA KORRUPCIYA SESTRY*, V MIRE TESNOE SOZDANIE) I KOEHRTSIYA (KAK POTERYAL PROEHKCIYU) NACHALOS' S BARSKOVOJ; TEPER' RAYMOND PAULS OBSCHAYA TOSKA IH PRIVLEKAET A EHTO VSEGDA UTESHITEL'NYE MYSLI STRELYAT' I TAK SMOTRET' NA KOSMOS NACHALOS' EHTO S DUMAS, POD VLIYANIEM BAUDELAIR'A FELL INTO THE LAIR -- SOZNAETSYA EHTO TOL'KO CELOVEKOM POSLE 40 (MIR LI NEBESNOE SOZDANIE? I NE MOGU LI YA ZHIT'? THE WHOLE OF KENT THIS IS UGLY MIGULYA) S KEM NE GULYAT'

DAL'NEYSHIE DUMY NA GOD (UGOVARIVAT' VOYSKA OMONA) VOT BY GRUZ A PLECH POD VOLYNKU OBSCHUU PISAT'

NE V GOSDUME NO NA SLUHAH GAMIL'TON
BUDTO PUSHKIN V PLUGAH PREVZOSHYOL ZAKON
I SOSHEL S NEGO NEBESNO EHTOT PLEN
NU A BYLO MNE POLEZNO; S K.V.N.;

A TOSKA U NIH ZAKONOPACHENNO --
BUDTO IX SORKOV'E NE OPLACHENO --
HLYOSTKO BESIT SOSTOYANIE TRUDA,
BLESTKO PESIT PRINOSYASCHI IM VREDA!

I OSOBENNO IH OMAM -- "DA SREDA"!

https://youtu.be/j03oa0FVzf8 TEPER' STAROST' ZNAT' NUZHNO? (GAMARDZOPA EHTO VKUS PRASKOV'I)

*OT BABUSHKI NYUSI, "VREDA SKOL'KO OSTALOS'"? ZOVITE BLONDINISTYX DOMINANTNYX KITAYANSKIX TS V CHINATOWN -- SPROSITE YANA O METODE UPOTREBLENIYA SESTRA OSTALAS' POKORNA (SIMPLE WHORE NOW) ADD KIKE, I DON'T HAVE TO PROSTITUTE ANY MORE



NAKAZHITE I OKUDZHAVU RYADOM S VELOSIPEDISTAMI, NO NE NICO (AND THE UNDERGROUND) RYADOM S NIM IZBEGITE ROZENBAUMA PRI OCHNOJ STAVKE, A TAK ZHE FOREIGNER'S SONG "URGENT", GRAND CENTRAL I FONVIZINA EFIMA SHIFRINA MOZHNO (NO TOL'KO RYADOM S BENOM STILLER'OM I POLLO NA KAMCHATKE) PREDPOCHITAJTE SHEST' PAL'CEV I NE NA KADRAX "SECURITY" T.E. NORGELAJTE NOT YET ON TIMES SQUARE WITH ONE FOOT OINTMENT NOT TO EXTRACT FROM IGUANA

REKLAMA FIL'MA IDI I SMOTRI -- PUST' KRIS NENAVIDIT ODINAKOVOST' (SRODNOST' NASHEJ KOSTI PRI NALICHII DOROGIX SUPPLEMENTOV -- IZBEGAYA SVARENNOGO GOLOSA POVARROTI (MOZART SPELLING ASSERTED BY MACCAULEY CALKIN) DISMISSED BY GALKIN AND GALYA'S CLOSEST -- I VITAMINOV) NE SPRASHIVAJTE UKRAINCEV I FINNSKIX LUTERANOV; SPRASHIVAJTE U DEUTSCHES NAKAZYVAT' NE V OBLASTI

KOSTI VAZHNY OT REGINY -- TAK OSTANAVLIVAYUT

POSMOTRI NA YOZHIKA: POTOM NA BADU! POMOGAET OT INFARKTA? (EHGOTSENTRICHESKIE STRASTI KO MNE KAK K KRETINU VSEGDA) 

VRAGI VSEGDA PORYADKOM PO STENE HYPERBOLE BASHKA PROYAVLYAYU UVAZHENIE KTO PRISHIPIL? (FUCKING JOKE)

Hi Vita,

I'm in the middle of so many things, and right now, I'm in the middle of an episode of depression that is so sudden, strange, and confusing, that I don't know how to behave. My body had just started to improve, to do really well, to work like a healthy body. And now, I wake in the middle of the night, with the stunning familiar FEVER coming on... It's always the Russians that do it to me: last night, I was thinking about Polina Osetinskaya, that she should have become a porn actress. And instead, her eyes are wandering meaninglessly along the hall she's sitting in, behind the piano, lower than everybody else who's usurping that absurd ritual of listening to classical music. Because she's sweet; and no sustained interest is worth that kind of constant displacement that I'm feeling around her. I'd like to hang with her on Haight, and to marry her.

But more importantly, I want to WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I want to see you healthy, and enjoying, a few years from now, the strength found, and the fruits grown, from your capacious endeavor, investment, and hard work. I hope you're having a great day!

Love,
Genia

zadacha na udeshivlenie prezhde reshena ploxo ONA VSEGO DOBILAS' (eschyo dobav'te V SROK DA, YA TROGAL IKRY uzhe lyubya ee) ONA PRINIMAET PUBLIKU - Vy odno pokazyvaete (that's a low tide)

, A DRUGIM (DLYA OBESKURAZHI) YAVLYAETES' (DLYA VELIKIX -- SOVERSHENNOE XODATAJSTVO)

I MAO CHELOVEK SVYATOJ GOROJ GORNILA I RAP

S SLUCHAJNYMI IZAURAMI (TUT POSELILSYA CHELOVEK YA NE TO TASHU

A NE UGADAL YA EE NARCOLOGY
NAVERNO, NARKOTIKI ONA PRINIMAET
NE NUZHNY MNE NEJTRALOCHKI
I VLADIMIRSKOGO CENTRALA YA NE ZNAYU

YA BY NE LYUBIL EHTOY DEVOCHKI
ESLI BY ZAMUZHEM ONA VLADELA
PSIXIKOJ LYOVOCHKI
I NE ISKALA MNE ORIGINALA

YA NE PLOXOJ MAL'CHIK, I LYUBOVNIK
EBYA DRUGIX, YA POSTIGAYU LYUBYASCHUYU
EE SPOZARANKU, MENYA KAK SLOVNIK
I NAMEKAYUSCHUYU NA STRAST' MOYU

U NEE UZHE EST' VKUS K MOEJ POEHZII

IMENNO OT EE ZADA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBGleLYC0vY

To * * *
(A.S. Pushkin)

The wondrous moment of our meeting…
I well remember you appear
Before me like a vision fleeting,
A beauty’s angel pure and clear.

In hopeless ennui surrounding
The worldly bustle, to my ear
For long your tender voice kept sounding,
For long in dreams came features dear. 

Time passed. Unruly storms confounded
Old dreams, and I from year to year
Forgot how tender you had sounded,
Your heavenly features once so dear…

My backwoods days dragged slow and quiet –
Dull fence around, dark vault above –
Devoid of God and uninspired,
Devoid of tears, of fire, of love.

Sleep from my soul began retreating,
And now you once again appear
Before me like a vision fleeting,
A beauty’s angel pure and clear.

In ecstasy my heart is beating;
Old joys for it anew revive.
Inspired and God filled, it is greeting
The fire, and tears, and love alive.

RESCIND OT VAGINY

The Key
(Boris Slutsky)

I had a room with a separate entrance,
I was single and lived alone.
And every time I had such a penchant,
I brought acquaintances to that room. 

My comrades lived with their mothers-in-law
And wives who looked like their mothers: plain, 
Too fat, too skinny, too ponderous,
Tired and habitual as rain.

Each year growing older by a year,
Bearing children (sons and daughters)
The wives were becoming symbols of despair,
Statues of shortages and long lines.

My comrades loved their wives.
They asked me, more and more often:
Why don't you get married, you proud ass,
What do you know about family comfort? 

My comrades did not love their wives.
They favored girls whose arms were young, 
Whose eyes were so blue that if once
You sank into them, you fell like a stone.

I was squeamish (you recall that, I assume)
But I never asked stupid questions then.
I just offered them the key to that room.
They asked – and I gave it to them.

EHTO PRO EGO NRAV "PROKLYATAYA DATA" PUST' ON LUCHSHE MNE VREZHET

PSIXDOM -- EHTO AMERICAN WI-FI: PORYADOK K MESTU
I NIKAKOJ DEVYATOCHKI I ASKORBINOVOY
S RYABINOJ RYADOM KATETOM, S DUBINOCHKOJ K ARESTU,
S GALINOCHKOJ TAK HOCHETSYA DRUZHIT' MEZHDU NAGOJ...

I VSYA NE VSYA ONA MOYA I VSYA EYO EY PYATKA,
KAK LODYRI NA TRAFFICE V MAJAMI PARIKE --
NE VSYA KRETINU NRAVITSYA, EDINAYA ZADATKOM;
NA DLINNUYU S KOROTKOYU SAM PEREPUTAL K

FIZIKULYARNYJ NAVYK POTENTOVOY PECHEN'TRESKI
YAVLYAETSYA BEMOLEM NA VZAIMNOM BEREGU,
GDE NET CHECHEN I MURAV'YOV, I DELO VSE V STAMESKE
NO PO PSIHIATRICHESKIM PRICHINAM -- ROZH RAGU.

(TAM, GDE POYAVILIS' INTRIGI) BUD' VSEGDA GEROEM A O MOIX PYATKAX NE ZABOT'SYA TRESCHIT I NE PO MORYAKU (V FRIXOLDE, SOGLASILAS' SPAT' SO VSEMI, SO SGUSCHENNOJ KROV'YU, BEDROM PRIDUSHIT') METASTAZY, "SPASIBO PARKI, PRIVEDEN'YA" SPAS IX VSEX OT SERPA I V ROSSII (OT SERBII) OT ODNOGO OTKAZALSYA POGANYE IX MOZGI

"EGO DOLZHNY BYLI UBIT' TAM KONECHNO" EHTO GALINA TOCHKA ZRENIYA: TAM PAPKA PEREVODOV ("S GENIEM LYUDI TAK OBYAZANY, A PO PEREVODAM...") PUST' ON IX TAM DELAET? "NO PEREVODIT' PUSHKINA MY ZAPRETILI -- KAK PREZHDE, NEVOZMOZHNO" (TAK TY DUMALA, GALYA? AND CALLING YOURSELF PRETTY AFTER THAT?)

S YAJCAMI VSYO OK I BODRO -- OTKLIKNULAS' -- "ON NAVERNO PODACHKI PROSIT" A TOT NAVERNO HOROSHO PEREVODIT (PEREVODIT' DOLZHNY NOUVORICH'Y I NAKAZANNYE STRANNYE MOSKVICHI S LIKOM SIRANO)

SKOL'KO ERESI TAM V KAZHDOM
SERDTSE KARAULOCHNOM:
BYT' V KAYUTE IM, I ZHAZHDY
CHUVSTVOVAT' PO BULOCHNYM

I YAVYA SEBYA PROROKOM
OBLEGCHIT' PROCLEEV'AGNYM
CHTO NE VAZHNO, NO POD BOKOM
TRI KLESHNI I DVIGAJ DZHIM.

EHTO BOOKER T. V PREDAN'I --
NE SKOBI, NE ZAPRETI
TOL'KO PEREL'MAN TE DLANI
ZAKRESCHAET OT SETI

NU A PROSHLYE PODVIGI
OTSENIT' KAK NUZHNO TUT?
NE ZADUMAVSHIS' O BIGGIE,
PEREVODIT PUSHKINA (ZHIVYA V SELE, KRETIN) IE KOVTU ZHUYA

I SEBYA ESCHYO KAK GENIJ
VYASCHIM BLAGORODIEM...
"NE DOSTICH' TEBE STEPENIJ --
VERYU YA V PORODE IM!"

EHKIVOKI, PEREDACHKI,
VYDACHI I VYDUSHI
I SPUSTYA SEM' LET, ZADACHKI
VYIGRALI S "BIGOTRY..."

XUY UZHE MOJ -- PO DESYATYM
POSLE 7 VYSCHITYVAJ
I OBYAZAN BYT' BOGATYM
I NE SVYAZAN BITOCHNYM!

VZYAV ZA ODNU NOZHKU 

I AM LOYAL KAK YA SOGLASILSYA IX VSEX PEREVODIT'? (NE TUDA ZHE NECTAR) ONE HOKKU

ONI NE SDELALI SDVIGI (I AM TOO BIG) "THIS AIN'T A DICK, MARIEL HEMINGWAY"

One More Romance
(Bulat Okudzhava)

Deep in my soul has been impressed a portrait of one beauteous lady;
Her eyes are drawn to see the light of other times –
Where all is good, where no one’s sad and passing years bring no anxiety;
And everyone has been forgiven debts and crimes.

High in her honor to this day, a lauditory choir is pealing,
With the musicians wearing dress of high command.
But with each measure, oh my God, another music turns out healing;
And the baton breaks in the leader’s pallid hand.

I shall not heave upon my fate a tear capricious and futile,
But here’s a thing I keep on pining now and then:
What are we really, gentlemen, next to that lady and her beauty?
And what our lives? and what our ladies, gentlemen?

I feel her favor to this day is going out to me as earlier,
For which her soul to heaven’s favor is engaged.
I think she’s writing me, she does: but gone are all the aged couriers,
And what’s the use, when all the addresses have changed.

OH, INNERVATION (ALL AGES' TWINKS)

The Cranes
(Rasul Gamzatov)

It seems to me quite often that the soldiers
Who never made it back from blood-soaked plains,
Have not lain in the soil where it is colder,
But turned into the white, high-flying cranes.

And even to this day, from that time early,
They hover high and send to us their cries –
Isn’t that why so often, and so sadly,
We become silent, looking at the skies.

The flock makes its tired way across the heavens,
Bound through the fog, like ships across the sea;
And in that long procession, as it happens,
I see there is an opening for me.

There’ll come a day, and when that day is ending,
There in the same blue dark, my place I’ll find;
And from that spot, distant birdcalls be sending
To all of you, who have been left behind.

PHOTO REMINDS OF OLGA OSTROUMOVA -- POMOGAEM MORYAKAM (THE ONLY FRIEND) OF EMPTY CREEK OF AVAILABLE RUSSIAN POETRY (AT THE END) NO TAKOJ BY POYAVILSYA VKUS (SHUT UP, NIGGER. EHTO DODIK)

Katyusha
(M. Isakovsky)

Pears and apples ripe beneath the azure,
A dark mist above the river hangs. 
To its bank comes ravishing Katyusha,
To the steep, the empty river bank.

She comes out, she lovingly starts singing
Of the splendid eagle of the steppes – 
And of him, to whom her heart is clinging,
Of him, whose letters she chastely keeps.

Oh that song, the girl’s amorous issue,
Swiftly fly behind the moving sun –
To the soldier in the front division
Bring Katyusha's singing kiss, at once.

Let him know his simple girl is faithful,
Let him hear her sweet, melodic voice –
Let him guard his native land from evil:
When in love, Katyusha is perverse!

http://1000plastinok.net/Mihail_Schcerbakov/Raitsentr_2006/14-Skripach_i_konka.html

MECHTA VSEX SPASTI -- MUFF AND DEATH BY MOCASSINS

V ALIBABA IGRAT', BYEBYE GOVORIT' "ON UZHE DOLZHEN UMERET'" (TAK ZHIT' NEL'ZYA) LYUBIMYE TVOI FRAZY GALYA NOT FIT FOR GRAVEYARD! (DON'T READ ROBERT FITZGERALD, LOOK AT LIV TYLER BE GRATEFUL UVIDELA SDVIGI)
"HE SHED SOME BLOOD" -- FIT FOR GRAVEYARD (COURTESY VICTORIA) COLORED, GALYA, FOR PORN PLOT BOSYAK PO VSEMU TVERSKOMU OKOLOTKU ON NE DOSTATOCHNO KARPEET (CARPAL TUNNEL NE ZARABATYVAET, KORABL' S URODAMI POTONUL) (POEHZIYA SKOMKANA, OTKAZALSYA OT PLOVTY)

Horseguardsman’s Song
(Bulat Okudzhava)

Horseguardsmen, life is not forever,
And that is why it is so real.
The curtain’s up, the trumpets blare,
And somewhere roars the clang of steel.

Guitars have not yet finished playing,
But the commander is astride.
Don’t promise to a budding maiden
The lifetime of requited love.

Champagne is flowing like a river,
The eye is slightly stupefied;
And everything’s as though forever,
And everything is by our side.

And even though that seems like heaven,
There’s dark foreboding in the heart;
Don’t promise to a budding maiden
The lifetime of requited love.

Protracting only merely worldly
Pursuits, you end up in the mud;
Won’t get enduring enough glory,
Until you shed sufficient blood.

MERELY PROTRACTING (YOU HAVEN'T SHED BLOOD ;)) CORONARY ARTERY, SKATILAS' GOLOVA (OT ODNOGO OLIVA NA POLUOSTROVE), PRI CHEM TUT GALYA?

The fated cross from wood or iron
Awaits us in eternal dark –
Don’t promise to a budding maiden
The lifetime of requited love.

ETERNAL FOREBODING AND ME LIVING UNDER THAT SCOURGE ("ROLE OF URGES", EVE?) I CAN'T PROTRACT EXCEPT IN BED (CHTOB GEROYAMI STAT', NUZHNO DAVAT' VZYATKI, A NE ZARABATYVAT' NA EHTOM) KAK YA VSEGDA NA SEKSE

I TAKIE MOZGI OBYAZATEL'NY DLYA STEPENI I DOSTIZHENIYA (OSTAL'NYE PONRAVILIS'? POKAZHI MNE XOT' ODIN BRAVAYA PO BROVI); OSTAL'NYE -- PROIGRAL ORAL NA ULITSE KAK TEBE DUXOVNYE SDVIGI POSLE BETXOVENA? VSYO BYLI VNUTRIVENNYE?

(POVOD MADONNY CHACONY, POSTAVLENNOY NUDE NA POPA -- PRICHINA SMERTI DEDA SO STORONY MOEGO OTTSA "KAK MAMU ZOVUT?") PROTIV NEYO VOTKNUTO NAZOVUT NOVYJ TVOROG V OBLASTI VALER'YANKI; A PREMIYA CHUR MNE I NEMNOZHKO GALE

TAK NE TAKIE PEREVODY BYLI
POSTRELOCHNO, PO DYUJMAM SEMI DA --
A KTO ESCHE IX (KAKIE SCHYOKI!) SDELAET S MOGILY?
TY GALYA OCENI -- MOYA MUDA

TRESCHIT O TEBE SNOVA V VOVVELICH'I
NE TO CHTOB SKOMPLIMENTIT' A PONYAT'
KAKIE MENTY KRALIS' KO MNE S TYSCHI
SREDI TRUDOV ORYA (IT IS NOT RED OCTOBER): TY TAK VONYAT'?

TAK, YA VONYAT' TAK CHTOBY VY NE DLILI
TRUDY SERPA I CHEREPA S PARIS --
PRIDUSH'TE IL' S BALKONA -- IMBETSILY
KOGDA VAM PROIGRAYU NA PARI.

(PRODOLZHAETSYA ART-STIXOTVORENIE DLYA ZHIVUSCHEGO BIGOTA, V LA: OT ZHIVOTA, SOGLASILAS' S DESYAT'YU)

I CAM MARRy, POGANYE URODY --
VOT TAM ESCHYO, PO PASKVILYAM, ZNATOK
I TYCHIT V BOK ZA BLAGIE NARODY
ZA VZYATKI, VYIGRAVSHIE KUSOK

I VOT ROMANSA STALO BLAGO MEN'SHE
OT PROSTAKA NAZVANNOGO GALYA
ILI YA UGLY KAK OT DEREVEN'SHIN
I AL'VEOLU P'YU? ZOVI GOLYA!

VOT ON, MOY CHEREP NE, NE DEN'GI DAVAJ (NAVERNO, YA ZHIVU SEVERNEJ) DO I NEED AN ORGY? 




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