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ПОЭТ ЭМО

castratom nado byt cogda' (s svetom noc'u) hodis (po cuzim nogam)

a sobytie ehto? net znacit svecci (ctob ona zabyla) cac serbacov rassudil

cacim scitali poehtom? za millu ne mogli
za mihlinu zacehlili hot cto by sclevetal
lubit to za bab ne budu hocu vo mogili
a budu hodit s castetom v hodulah -- ne fatale

zacem tac za stansy nuzno? ved ehto ves "sovsem"
prinizennye v zaconah ...nepovtorimye
stradal odin -- stalo gusto drugoy zametil tem
no tolco po svoim ramcam zacem? "my mnimye" havingbeentodulleshesadullman(vspomnimandelstama)ulookbetterfrommeN


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Ottebaitolconovoy


Samadrevnaacultura

Pervozdan’aposleveca

#1. Vsepesnitura

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(etogaysex?etoturmy)?

19ipocinit

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SCATEGORICES

KIE MENUETY (MATERINSKIE strasti) (...)

ALL AGAINST MUZYKANTOV INCLUDING "vasa kiska lubit viskas" (JUST hire THE right COOK (the solution to HORSES) meaning DONKEYS meintenance) WEre eloping (YU kim) quit Barenboim, Scherbakov needs a trainer

if there's two and with the bondage
Springy legs on yoga stampage
Dingy kegs forgoe equipage
Stop just lying about each page

Satan and then sit in prison
Saying Christ has just arisen
From the trip to Paris bison
-Light-accompanied
And Champange outleaked in ugly
Goblets, Paglia, differably
Hotelstays (near tableau-tabli
Only not denied)!

Sentience w. down beat welcome
Specially where malcomb, elk and
Even m.l.k. (close second)
Stand upon a pic
(Yoga pose already stampede)
The girl Rose just needs to stamp it
Let it be my parallelepiped
Re spelled (with a wick)

To Del Corso need a rabbit
Simply Dorsal won't inhabit
The close torso of a Babbitt
Not Caren Lancombe
(nadogovorits REBENCOM) (!) Rather Baumann (in a beamer)
Steamboat Springs retain a STEAMER
But in Cleveland, there's a team er
Delicate w. comb!

Spoiled the heck the dinner flounder
I'm the seeker, not the founder
I am even in salamander
Look like a exalted psalter

telegramma noses cleanly
Turning to a portrait ("Venaly")
First in Portugal, last anally
Night on vie Paris
(Blue the color of the background)
True the London Orwell scar-vale
Carvels soccer geese do carve well
In bijouterie!




Точка, точка, запятая
Вышла рожица смешная
Ручки, ножки, огуречик
Появился человечек!

Что увидят эти точки
Что построят эти ручки
Далеко ли эти ножки
Уведут его
Как он будет жить на свете
Мы за это не в ответе:
Мы его нарисовали
Только и всего!

«Что вы, что вы! Это важно
Чтобы вырос он отважным
Чтобы мог найти дорогу
Рассчитать разбег
Это трудно, это сложно
Но иначе невозможно:
Только так из человечка
Выйдет человек!»

Впрочем, знают даже дети
Как прожить на белом свете
Легче этого вопроса
Нету ничего!
Просто надо быть правдивым
Благородным, справедливым
Умным, честным, сильным, добрым
Только и всего!

Как все просто удается
На словах и на бумаге
Как легко на гладкой карте
Стрелку начертить!
А потом идти придется
Через горы и овраги…
Так что прежде, человечек
Выучись ходить!

Точка, точка, запятая…
Точка, точка, запятая…
Точка, точка, запятая…




PLAYBOY SPREAD... IN PORTUGAL (Mikhail Scherbakov)

Carvels not being ruptured... Untouched the placentas
Of dreary Chiaro cinema!
And yet, it is strange, that such jolly procentas
Has reticent played of karma...

"Karman" is a pocket... a car is "mashina..."
Both wider... Sagatious vibes!
Weve charmed 'em by seconds... dispersing in thin air
The geld of pedestrian kind!

Another Wigwamming will be called by my name,
And tapestry will be forsworn!
A finger innocuous cinder in hymen;
And will be the first the forced worm!

Its end to the orgasms, the Avicent requests
And quieries about the old horse...
In order to free us -- u just have to freak us
Out platitudinously... Doors!

Lisbon knew the marvels, who least did a favor
And carried it to the new age
W. monstrous miscarriage of loving & helpful
Old magesty... living indoors...

And u too kiss tuhas, when eating shitake
And analysing the word hwen...
Degraded vocabules stretch past someone's Paki
Litograph & accent! Diss men... dovrazumlenianamenaposmotriaransetrusil

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Wither The 'Garbage' Goes (VLADIMIR Vysotsky)(Not coming back to Saratov... Samoylov garants)

Idalgo comment: ever seen a dog
Briskly, not brusquely, asking job back to that owner
That is the fomenter of extranom 'genomer'?
That is phenomenal as pulminary Prague?
Haulm on precision, Sonoma guffaws

Too much Truffauts (a measly Hoffa boar)
Bullitt is mixed, not blended with Ms. Theron
And there Sean Penn, as in a church papillion (path to louvre)?
As in Pavillion doggy but a whore
Lets slide Meres'ev into his back-door!

The gubbinal, the quaalude for Roman
Are u a man, r u even a hemp-stack?
R u a lecher... E.r. binding 'NASDAQ'?
'A vse vchera' as say the ever 'an'
Not 'the' subRUSSIANS exercising in a 'TWAIN'!

What unavailable and w. tattous?
Minx in kibbutz prioritizes the paralysis
And the dyalysis (for doctors, pastoralisis
('my pastoralis') ') he says old story Forbidding nurture instinct but the cunt's
Responses to the coos that Samovar garants...

AND DOCTOR IS STILL ALLOWED TO HAVE INFLUENCE? free them caputsinnos
(she maintains and claims she is too luscious) hows ur ikea and quiznos?

IZpod leninyh (novyh) NOG ('in-capsulate 'em) ' u are a good lover k tebe vernutsa (steer clear of 'Epigraph') ego ARESTOVAT perestroyka kogo na abordaz komu ne povezlo (baltimore station) kto ne cital etogo M.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTjpZBr0q2cY&ved=0ahUKEwi97u_1wf3hAhXGhOAKHfZvBHcQo7QBCCkwAg&usg=AOvVaw09Ytu9ax0XbeKxqEuXgA8p (count ur mistakes) no out takes (scherbakov recommends pull last to reck states) (!) dragondoor.com/articles/the-purposeful-primitive-progressive-pulls/

* * *

Гром прогремел - золяция идет,
Губернский розыск рассылает телеграммы,
Что вся Одесса переполнута з ворами,
И что настал критический момент -
И заедает темный элемент.

Не тот расклад - начальники грустят,
Во всех притонам пьют не вины, а отравы,
Во всем у городе - убийства и облавы,-
Они приказ дают - идти ва-банк
И применить запасный вариант!

Вот мент идет - идет в обход,
Губернский розыск рассылает телеграммы,
Что вся Одесса переполнута з ворами
И что настал критический момент -
И заедает темный элемент.

А им в ответ дают такой совет:
Имейте каплю уваженья к этой драме,
Четыре сбоку - ваших нет в Одессе-маме!
Пусть мент идет, идет себе в обход,-
Расклад не тот - и номер не пройдет!

Norm Passes w. YEARS (ONCE every 5) (To Dithers) "I'm A Boy, I'm A Boy, But My Mom Won't Admit It"
(Mikhail Scherbakov)

Where are you now, the pedestrian barefish?
Barrels are void, tiderush is fair...
Fishtide geseungt it is oafish or lavish
You're in a den or in a lair.

As for me, having geared fair licences in aggression
I drag an empty driftnet up to the sultry shore.
However mine -- none's -- shore won't divvy away from me on,
So I can not pretend that I've much store!

Daintily countried-in, rooted, entrenched and resistant,
Local potato salt reached me by knees.
I know the local speech so indepth, in an instant
No aborigine will tell would you please!

But by the Mech embraced or bearskin, or deerskin deftly,
Sunny drifts duty shifts by, I go up to the board
Of insagacious ads or ludicrous dollyorders --
Can there be anything where I'm abhorred?

Electorate, fish's no longer in mention:
Wherever yes, there is no truce!
Anew now in my box, there's tomorrow's dictation
Not to oppress, but to produce...

Give him a hairy dose somnolences without treason;
Unmadagascar corner, furniture for the cane:
Let him impress himself as feeling here without reason
Is he a guest, can he remain?

Daily, nocturnally, gavel with sentence...
Sheets are amusing, cold is control.
Rustle inveigles me down nobody's commencements --
Local the salt, local console!

Never've I droned myself as either a guest or nephew --
All merely simply favors and curtinaceous gifts!
The News forget to change, but nails rattle in Nepenthe!
Local assortment by the gavel's thrift...

shadow of a dog
(M. Scherbakov)

I've gotten used to a celibate shadow, observing no farther than a s-
Tep; the book is only a paper; a looking glass's but a glass.
In it a razing twin and submissive listener, full of pennance,
Fades, wouldn't be even blinking let alone drooling -- it was well as!

Yesterday, he did get tedious and attempted to please his appetite;
Didn't indulge or wasn't enticed by my elocutive tune --
Whereupon he shot out of the house to weigh, and compare, and happen,
All along with some new tunes what are they doing -- once in a moon!

Well it is not some show wagon for the new age, it's not always funny;
The hearing's waiting for a grandiloquent essence, a relic, tone --
You enjoy your rife walk, my sagacious echo, obsconding money,
Conquer the noise without laugh, if you don't find music -- just move along...

(That girl is annoying) Moribund Gladden Maria (in tune)

The brigant crowd has been dictating to ancient choirs some amiss-notes;
But the moment that something's athwart, speedy gracious, away and down,
With the choir, it's unbearable, while at the bottom, okay in distance --
Whether it's that or this way, akin and identically not fun.

I am dazzled and fading; my debut is lost and the benefit's needless,
Necessary now away from the stagings, to the dark silent prayer;
This way, that a way, broke some rules, barefoot bent some needles --
Time away from the searing acutest to dulling one, when it's bare...

With that abated ache, the care's art, but the maximum's two tablets --
Secong, and all the insane pain, and residual head-piece have flown away;
Hey you twin, when you do return from your intricate walking habits
Reinvent lackadaisically, how to thence occupy your day...

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