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THEY WERE all NOVICES(...) Galya PRONIKLA (miniatjurno)(...) V kapustu(...) (OT "Boz

ПОЭТ ЭМО

estvennoySUBBOT'y")(...) CTOB

Y angulator PROPAL (v ZATORE)(...) (KAK nemtsy STOPALI noski(;) CTOB moa RABOTA propala)(...)


Vivaldi
(Yury Levitansky)

To the tunes of Vivaldi, Vivaldi, Vivaldi –
To the tunes of Vivaldi, and to the snow outside,
Let’s pine and be exalted, exalted, exalted –
Let’s pine and be exalted, here, by each other’s side.

You hear with what real pity, with what thoughtless torment,
You hear with what real pity, and hopelessly, at once,
The signors begin crying, their wives, and all their servants,
The dogs inside their kennels, and children in the arms?

At last, we saw things clearly, so clearly… Too clearly.
Outside it’s grim and dreary, as in our heart of hearts:
That our life has been futile, and that our life’s been beautiful,
And that we’ll all be happy, sometimes – if God allows…

And yet you were so silent, so totally silent –
Shaking your head, unsmiling, to the old tunes of woe,
And afterwards, you uttered: play that from the beginning,
We’ll start from the beginning, won’t we, my love? And so,

To the tunes of Vivaldi, Vivaldi, Vivaldi –
To the tunes of Vivaldi, to his old clavichords,
To the wailing of violins, and to the snowstorm’s crying,
Let’s vow to love each other – with our whole being’s force.


SOBSTVENNO(...) VES' PORN-PLAN V PSIHUSKE (...)

ACCOLAD'Y OT "CON-VIVIAL(;)"
PROAVLAUTSA V ZACESE(;)
ACCOMPANIATOR GNIDAMI
POLZUETSA NA POGOSTE(...)

ZLOSTI V GALE(;) POZVONOCNIKU(;)
SO 8-YMI "HAMURAPPI (--)"
S ZLOST' PODNOZKOY V EE GOLOSE(;)
CTOB SDRUZIT'SA S DURAKAMI(;)

SO SURDINKAMI(;) SPRUZINIT'SA (--)
"ZUBY PAUL'Y JONES(...)" POD POPOJ(;)
RASKURAZIT'SA(;) I S-DVIN-ET'SA
S POLOVODOVOY EVROPOJ(...)

ESLI BY NE PAUSTOVSKIY(;)
I TRENOZNIKU(;) USY (--)
BYLO BY MOZNO TAKOVSKI(...)
(DAZE(;) KABY(...) PO SAKSONSKI)(...)
GALU SDVINUT' NA VESY(...)

(ele ELE(;) PONALA)(...) «V yunesco xuzhe, chem v yunosti»

LUCHSHE SOVESTI NE BYLO ("ONA iskala SANTAZ'a")(...) POLISCOP(.) zayavilo(...)

galya znaet tebya xuzhe tvoego deda
igloukalyvayuschaya sovest' v tebya vlyubilas'
i potom, chtoby v more ne bylo poehta,
privestilas'

chtoby ni odnogo sleta na moyu pragu
na ehto izvraschenie ot pupka
esli by mne bylo ploxo,
naverno, vyletila by navernaka

tam v russkoj obschine, takie naryady
takie prevraschennye pupki v voskresenie
v bane paryatsya, vyxodyat za gadov
tol'ko prokidyvayutsya, za mschenie

tam za nee takie muzhi vyxodili
xvastalas' by, no v pupke ne stoit bassejna
ya starost' ehtu znayu: v voskresen'e
nuzhno vyjti, i vyrubit' ehti byli --

XUZHE MOEGO DEDA NE BYLO. EHTO BYL KAK DED MOROZ(...) (I GALYA ZNALA, CTO ETO BYLO(...) ON(...) CERT (--) NA VEK POSLAL(...) putaa L'VITSU s tigritsey(...) (PROSTITUTO-sozdatel')(...) cto PRISLOS' v PENE ispytat'(...) (KAK ne LOSA)(...) na VNUTRIVENNYE(...) (na se'U PRYGNULI)(...) "skolko RAZ PUSKIN gay?" (REVIEW(...) "russkoe SERDTSE na KUSKI(...)" by MEANS of body(...) "takoe SDELAET ne KAZDAA(...)" pravilno IZDEVALAS'(?...)) kokardami VRODE polumesats'A(...) skolko PORTSIY kokain'A(...) CTO v ETO prevratili(...) (nebulous(;) VOSPITYVAT'(;) pravoy RUKoy)(...) SKOLKO stupeney S lestnits'Y(?...) RUSSKOE obschestvo(...) ISSTREBIT' poehta NA vek(...)

SOVEST' MOEGO DEDA -- EHTO BYLA SOVEST' MSCHENIA
NAVERNO, OT TAKOGO PAPASI NAVERNYAKA BYVAUT
VOT I VYRASTIL GURARIY IZVRASCHENIA
IZ BUDUSHEGO MUZHA MOEJ GALI --

A ZA CHTO MNE EHTO DAL? ZA MINISTRA
ILI ZA SOVEST' RE'BE, ZA MYSH'YAK?
YA STANOVLYUS' IZVRASCHENCEM IZ-ZA BYSTRO-
GO, ZAVOEVANNOGO EE SOVEST'YU, V MAYAK

TAM, V MORE, XUZHE NE BYLO PARNEY

BYLA IKONOJ MOEJ SOVESTI S SAMOGO NACHALA
CHTOB GADA NE BYVALO
CHTOB NARYAD MILICII OVLADEL OBSCHENIEM
I NE VYSHLO NIKAKOGO MSCHENIA

A YA NE MSCHU. YA LYUBIL EE, RASPINALSYA --
ISKAL EE V PENALE V MUZYKE VAL'SA
ISKAL EY ZREN'E, I NAXODIL EE
PREVRASCHENIE, IZ-ZA SIL EE!

IZVRATI

NE SKITAJSYA -- IZVRATI
EE GOROD POSETI
DAJ EY CHESTNYE UGODSTVA
IZ POEHTOV IZ SHESTI!

A ZABYT' EE NAVEK --
NEVOZMOZHNO! CHELOVEK
LYUBIT V DALI EHTU GALIU,
IL' PONOSITSYA NAVEK!




























ROZENBAUMU nagruba(;) Gospital-INTAKE(,) (TEPER' i ON mozet NA Al Jazeer'e)(...) OSTANOVIT' a TRANSLATION(!...) (GOS-sup BULLSHIT(!...)) murdering W. AN erotic BELLY(!...) (INSPIRATION(;) "Zdravstvuy byvshiy DRUG metrd-otel'"(...))* EY bylo NE do TEL(;) "Ocarovana(;) OKOLDOVANA"(...) obesala ZENIT'BU(...) (TRANSLATION is MURDER(?...)) Otcondob'ana(...) EY bylo UDOBNO(!...) Ehshila (--) (sutulenkaa PERVAA s horosim STULOM (--) kak tebe TAKOJ polet NA Lunu)(?...) EYO NAZYVAETSYA ganteli(...) V PSIHUSKE (--) NA prazdniki (--) vmesto OSWALD'a(;) ob EHTOM "Pestryy FRAER"(!...) UROVEN' vpered(...) USKI u UM'y (--) SHAMPUN'U zadusit' SAMO-lubimogo(...!) Achil'a (--) napast' na YAYTS'O** ("ART-interpretatsia BLUE Houdini TO prove ur HUSBAND dick(...) IS hard(...) by Malinowski(...) (ctob ne EZDIL ni KUDA na GREY HOUND'e(;) ATTESTAT Vladimira-OTTSA(...) ("GANDONobessivsaasa)"(...) VENDETTA for MEETING Ashley BLUE before A shoot(...) IN SAN Fernando VALLEY(...) in California one DAY(!...) POET to THEM is SYLVIA Plath(;) NOT sisterDISPROVED SKETCH OF "E.O.")(...) NOT ALL IS A WHALE(...) Zemzkiy BREZENT(;) Zaemys(...) "Tsarapina NUZNA"... "OPEN THEM BOOKS AT HOME..." (BUHENVAL'DSKIY NABAT(...) "NESCASTNYY ENOT;" BLIZ JEWISH CENTR'A(...) ASK ANY BOOK STORE (...) "u nego net tsentra..." PODTVERZDAET plemannik GENA(...) I KAZDYY BASSEYN V VICINITY KOREA CITY v L.A. (reminiscent of BADEN BADEN...)) "TOL''KO PEREVEDA HOROSO..." Vse tseli Fagles'a; CTOB VYSELILI... (I NAS OBOIH ZA EDISON, N.J. I ANAL...) v WEST AMBOY(...) kak byt' sexBOMBOY?... "OBOIH -- sebya i drugogo -- (OBYCNYY SEYCASSHNYY POEHT...) lubit' nel'za(...) ("POL'ZA")... "CERNOVIKI SAMI ZA SEBA GOVORYAT"... Wordsworth "KOGO ON PREVOSHODIT(...) konecno, otstanet" (THEORY OF A normal person...) THRIFT the legality of GALYA'S "brak"(...) KAK kraby hodat(...) "life is already a holiday..." ONLY TO KILL Genia: "MONDAY, MONDAY"(...) Barak Obama (OFF from 42-ND onto Bryant PARK(...)) "vsegda, GDE GEYNE blizko"...

THE REST PROVES(...) zloumyslenno!

CHERNOVIKI SAMI BUDUT SO VZGLYADOM SOBCHAK
BEZ PROSMOTRA UTIL'NO "THREE:TEN TO YUMA..."
PREVRASCHAT'SYA V NABELYE OTTOSCHA
CHIBIS, BEREG, PAROM, VCHETVEROM PET' KIMA

KAK TY ZAL'NO GOSTISH' SEBE V NEW DZHERSI
PERERYVNO RABOTAYA NAD POGOSTOM?
UNIKAL'NO PROSTISH' SEBE OT MERCI...
ILI KAL'NO ZAEMYSH BYK NIZHE ROSTOM!





Tak on nam grubil(...) ("DRUGIE PEREVELI(...) a ty radovoy")... "VSEH PODRAD NADO..." (A eto vse al'bomy Rozenbauma!) A BRAKA TAM NE BYLO... (ON SKUCNYY CLEN... (protiv Americ'i(...) "CUTIE..." i kumysa(...) I VSYO PO TVOEJ VINE)(...) Mashet BUBENCIKOM... tyschi TAKIH(...)

ZHUKOVSKIY -- GRUZNYJ, GAVRIKOVYJ, SKUCHNYJ,
NESOSTYKOVNYJ -- "NET, YA NE TAKOV" --
PEDAGOGICHESKIJ, KAK TOT PODGUZNIK
NA SMENE ZLYX, NELASKOVYX VEKOV

I POCHEMU-TO PO NEMU ZAGLAZOM --
NE SOGLASIT'SYA -- EZDYAT PROGVOZDI
STRADAYA SLISHKOM POLKOVYM EHKSTAZOM,
"TEBE -- NE MNE" TASCHA SVOI SETI

NI BE -- NI ME V SVOEM PROTIVOGLAZ'E,
KRIKLIVYJ KOREN' NA SOCIALIZM
VO VEKE SLEDUYUSCHEM! VO MARAZME
EGO OSTAVIL PUSHKIN VRYADOVIZM

I SNOVA ON SOBRAL POLKI LETUCHI
PO MYSHI SVERGNUTOY ESCHE V VENE;
"AX, BUBENCY, KAK BYLO S VAMI LUCHSHE
CHEM S ALEKSANDROM, KAK TONUL V VINE"!





"EARNED SOME HATE"...? (Glavnoe kazarmy ZNAT' (S KATAKOMBAMI...) i pribereznymi ambami I humph'ami... (BOMB'AMI...) na podlete(...) "TY VYLITYE ZE MY(...) ty dolzen tak zhit'"...! (vse osuzdeniya OTTSA(...)) "cheki MN&M'U..." (solntse s etim zaversit...) "KAZDOMU nischemu(...) TALON..." (kak zvucit GAMMA)... "VYLEZLI RAKI NA LOBY..." (CHTOBY, CHTOBY, CHTOBY) "S DETSTVA ZNAL..." (Gora Sinai...) Glasha vliaet Glavnoe... V KAZARMAH RAZBIRAT'SYA... (ALIK) "SUBLIMIROVAN V CHUZHIH SHARMAH..." (ne vsyakogo karlikom NAZYVAT')... "menya nado vzyat'?" Zaletno, v sportzale... (GOVORYA... "ZA GODY...") SUICIDE IS HIS SUGGESTION

VSE MY BLIZKO DRUGDRUGA ZNAEM... A KUTEZHI DOKAZYVAUT NAM YARMO SVIDETEL'NO... I MY ZA ETO (POETOV) NAKAZYVAEM

SHANTAZH PRIMENYAET DEVER'...
(Luboy celovek...) KOEHRTSIU, BESSISTEMNO...
PONRAVILAS' EDITA P'EHA
I "P'ESA" UZHE NE DROBIT...
V SEM'E VSYO PO PAKISTANSKI...
"PEARL HARBOR", CHTOBY ZHENIT'SYA...
I V TSERKOV' KATAMARANOM...
PO HOBBIT'U: "TY ZHE NISCHIY..."

BLOCK SERDTSA V SOZNAN'E VERY
(Strochka o zhene poteryana...) A VSYO RAVNO NE POVERYAT... ...
TABLETKI ON PRINIMAET...
I K NEY ON UZHE VERNETSYA...
TYREMNOE NASELEN'E,
VSEGO NACHINAA S MOSELEY...
A ON V ETO VSE NE VERIT
OT LENINA V MAVZOLEE... (A vsyo nachalos' s Scherbakova... "BRODSKY PO-PLOTSKI...") Inache govorya, ZABOLOTSKY

TAK VYGLYADET ZAPDEREVNA,
KOGDA TY VYHODISH' STEBOM...
IZ LAGERNOGO SABVEA...
I MASHESH' RUKOU PULE...
POHERENO PREDLOZHEN'A:
UZHE NE ON, A MINISTR
I NET SUBMINISTRA V DEYSTVE...
GAY SEX EGO ZAPODOZRIL...

(EHTO DLYA NEGO SUBLIMACIYA... Kak vyglyadet hehk... V SUPER MARKETE)... I KOZLIK UZHE V SMETANE...
ZACHAH ON OT PROSTITUTKI:
SCHITAET SEBYA URODOM
KOGDA ON VERNETSYA K VERE...
POEHTOM NE SOBLAZNITSYA...
POEHTOM SEBYA SCHITAET!
KAK KAZHDA, CHTO ZNALA BLIZKO --
(Zhena uzhe sovershila ubijstvo...) A EHTO MOYA POTREBA...

(TAK VLADIMiR STAL POeHTOM)... S etogo predpochten'ya s Palo Alto NUZHDA MII V EASTERN BLOCE

GORA KRAH... Glavnoe... RAZBIRAETSYA V NEM GITLER... (Znachit, shtampy) Aliku nuzhno sohranit' figuru... pogovorite tak s soboy "pogovori so mnou mama..." VYSOTSKY NA ZABORE...

"NUKE 'EM..." A MAN PERFORMING ON HIMSELF AN ABORTION ("IT IS APPORTIONED...") "MISCREANT (HOMO)... Hinting at "HOME-OWNER"... LATE TENANT..."
(Mikhail Scherbakov) ("CHAOS ON A.O.L....") HOW TO LOVE ERYKAH BADU (and stay sane)...?

Spell Lieutenant -- you're senile out,
Grow intrepid -- you will know bile:
She's no belle in an intense bout;
You win Nobel and she's senile.

San Francisco mendicates bells...
The virility obsconds traps;
Biceps tell, what femur bone tells --
Friars wearing Tradiscan traps!

Incessuity forbids bluff.
Being offended can coerce rogues...
Amerigo apperceived buff...
American Pie a terse grogs

Dull fortuity shabang bangs
Dolls intuity provoke, rife...
In Seattle, where a coarse thang
Tows a car and institutes life!

Trainer back and what the heck Muse?
Tevahs worn without a tongue cling,
Clubland ferries a mongoose loose,
Cries the mini and jumps tramplin...

Laura Dern on Hawthorne jerks, weak
Trainer back, exclaims Crimea, dead...
Lena every in the earth bleak,
To Miami uncreates thread!

Pits on face how Tiger Woods putts,
Fire and ice exudes the old flame
Unimbibed by strangle death -- gut
So palatial (a Grail claim)!

Place of meeting us exhorts strange...
Linda Blair corrects the stalk sane!
Welcomes shark Padibadu... "change".
Groggy only makes you so vain,

And pedestrian, as crack dark
Is arrival in the car to
Unpedestrian as chalk park:
Luney tunes an ugly cartoon...
just
Starify the space... prolong time...
Love but happens satisfied once...
The Australians call game "gime"!
Ask the dog -- or wag the dog, trounce!

TY SLYSAL, CTO OBO MNE GOVORILI(...?) KTOTO DOLZEN MNOY ZAVLADET'(...) "KAVALERGARDY..." pri suschestvovanii SAMOLET'OV?

ESLI NUZNY SAMOMU SEBE --
MAMA NUZNA... I VZLETOM...
KLYKI OSTAVIT'... I PRISADET'(...)
CTOBY NE VSTAL DESSANTNIK(...)
POPOY TAK VYGLADET VULKOMYS
CTO BY ON NI NAD SVETOM
SDELAL ZAMETNO(...) (POET'U -- SVET --
BILLY JOEL'U... VATNIK(...))

BYL LI VYSOTSKY POET'OM IL'(...)
"POKUPAY SEBE "KENTY..."
KAK GOVORILI EMU KRONTY(...)
PRIEZZAA V SAN FRISCO(...)
VYGLADET ZONT(...) KAK NE VOZBUDIL
TY S FORD TAURIS'A... (venty)?...
TOL'KO SEBE SAMOGO SEBA
MYS'OM(...) I GIBEL' BLIZKO(!...)



«Сегодня нУЖнО порвать - принц датский» ("THE CONFORMIST" (ПОДЛЕЦ ПРОБОЛЕЛ...) poodles influence ("AGAPE..."))

Затея королей и уха купорос
Является скорей; рассеянный склероз
Является йо-йо, не то строение
И предъявляется тому терпение.

Копьё и не остро, сидеть я не хочу,
Гоним я за старо мышление врачу
Но новое принять цианид мне велит
Её не обвинять -- достичь полиемелит.

А кровь чем жаднее, тем больше б было дум
Но беспощаднее она мне шлёт изюм
И соболезнуя как бы ее нужде
Я всё полезное делаю для ДД.

ЛИЦО КОШЁЛКА ВОЛОС ИЗ ШЕЛКА (СЫН НЕ ПОШЕЛ...)

На нее зол мужик -- I've deserved a punch...
Что смотрел -- нищий лик -- на ее пугач.
Такта не проявлял -- исчерпал лицей
И ее напугал -- все в ее лице,

И Апрель -- Есаул -- и Форель -- бесы
И к тому ж в Аврору я ношу усы.
Та нема, я не зол, и в карету мне.
Я с ума, я asshole, я живу в тюрьме.

Я -- еврей, я в тупик, и я угадал;
У нее воротник создан как анал.
У нее кутерьма, скука -- и корыт
Столько, что б не с ума я не сшел за быт.

V TSELI LECENIA, OSUSESTVLENIE RAZNYH "HATE"(!...)

"UZE OSUSCHESTVIL SVOI MECTY(...)"
VOT TAK I GOVORI(...) ZA BESPREDAN'E
KOMU-B-TO-NI BYLO(;) S TOBOY NA TY
KOTORYY STAL, OSUSCHESTVIV VOSSTAN'E

NA "BOYNE # 5(...)" TOGO NE VZAT'(;)
UZE ON (--) GLAVBOL'NITSY NEVEZUCIH
I VEZDESUCHIY VRAC (KAK VRAG)(...) VOSSTAT'
PROTIV NEGO (--) I DEN'GI NE POLUCIS'

UZE I TY ((--) CRAZED SUB-DOC OF A FEW
REFUSING(;) DELICATE(,) AND VERY MINOR (--)
I RECLAM'IST POZITSII "LUBLU"(--)
I TSYSTA "ADVOCATE" ZA CAROLIN'U(!...)

(REMINDERS OF POVERTY AS I WRITE, ZA lady boy(...) TO DISTRACT W. UR face)(...)


DD ПОЛИЕМИЕЛИТ ЦЕЛИ ДОСТИЧЬ

КОЛЕНО БОЛИТ

DO I DRINK ALCOHOL?

A TY INYM SPOSOBOM MOZES'(?...) «Всегда ведешь себя томно», А ДУМАЕШЬ НЕ О ТОМ "Я не атом -- подумаешь?" ("PODLETS(;)" stroker); "MASTI..." (НЕТ У МЕНЯ УЛИК ПЛОХОГО ЧЕЛОВЕКА! член со воодушевлением -- зачем мытарствовать? НАДЕЖДУ ВОЗЛАГАЙ ЛЮБИМЫХ СПОСОБОМ)

На Суммской улице ты его не любишь;
На Дерибассовской может быть чуть-чуть;
На Невском проспекте может приголубишь,
А вот на Садовом -- ты моя, не жуть.

Тула угадала лжи приобретенье,
Чтоб в Москве прописать мытарем меня --
Починить мне лицо лишь одушевленьем --
Это всё можешь ты, как поэзия.

Чтоб моржа полюбить во тугом проходце,
Можно тысячу лет нам уехать с США;
Быть способен я тугим первопроходцем,
Приобщить тебя жить -- ты моя душа.

Что я ложь говорю, ухо для упрямцев,
Это цокает цо, а не материк,
Я живу для тебя томным постоянством
И только иногда завожу в тупик!




KOMMENTY HARAKTERIZOVAVSIE SO SNIMKA VO VREMYA PISANI'A vstupleni'a(!...) *uroven' psihializatsii osobo immigranskogo gospitalnogo naselenia self-vospitan SHEDEVRALNO "v mogile(...)" "zasluzil gospitalizaciyu"(...)



**(PRO VASI ZDOROVYE NOSY(;) I BOLNYE SYPI(...) SPERVA PRYATALA SVOY NOS (t.e.(;) BOSYE pal'tsy)(...) UGROZA'A (Nasey PESENNOY kul'ture)(...) s obryva(...) (POPRATALIS' vse TARAKANY(...)) *VSE* phundamentalnye OSIBKI privodili HOROSIE mysli(;) SNISHODYA(!...) STER'VA dla OBOIH rtov(;) S butylocki(;) vsa SINAA(...) (THAT AIN'T A DICK THAT DOESN'T TAKE narcotics(?...) ACCUSE 'im OF whatever YOU want(...?) https://www.google.com/amp/s/spainlyrics.com/amp/aleksandr-rozenbaum/zakhodite-k-nam-na-ogonjok/) psevdo(-)NACAL'NIK(...) (zalovalsa(...) I ty ODNA slysala(...!)



PAVLINOV HVOST ZIVET(...) CTOB ISSTREBIT' (...) Daniku ne davat' POMOSCHI (...) 7 Podryad; (OBYCNO ne nuzno(...) (DVOE V POKOE)... "ESLI ty O pomoschi PROSIL(...)"

"ZABANU ZA SUBWAY"... Hazlitt(...) "Vse poety horoshi..." EHTO PRO ZAPAH... (V TALLINE...) PRI TALIBANE... (KAK ONA V BANE...) KAK "PROTALINA TONKA..." NACALOS' S "HONKYTONK..." CRASS CHARACTERISATION POETS WON'T CORRECT... STRENGTH NEEDED; WHAT WILL THEY DO? (NOT EVEN STRENGTHTRAIN...) Fatal mistake... by mother's "Syracuse-MENTION..." standarts... THEIR TRAIN HAS LEFT

BORONA IM DAT'... ("ZHIL NA VYPASE... VOZLE OZERKA...") POCHEMU OSTAPU BRITVU... CACHELOT... (U ALIKA ZAPAH BURMY) V OBLASTI KUL'TURNYE... "AMADEUS..."

"VRACI DOLZNY LIDIROVAT'...
(lidirovat'(...) ILI igrat' LEADER'A)(?...) POETAM... NAM... NE S POR...
NI KTO... SREDI "VREDI KOMBAT..."
NE VYIGRAL ETOT SPOR...

I POTOMU OKUDZHAVa...
A NE "KOMU ZHENA..."
VYIGRYVAET RAZHEVO...
A ROUGE'EVO... ONA...

I NA OBLOMKAH SAMOVLAS-...
"SAMA ONA DALAS'..."
NE V TVER', A V SPAS... "HAIR MARVELOUS..."
V TU OBLAST'... PRO ZAPAS...

VEZDE ODNO; TRUMO-VINO...
ZHENO... KUPNO... SENO...
MASINY FRANTSII -- GAVNO...
I VSE PREDRESENO..."

IS POETRY "ART"..? IS YOUR DICK HARD? ARE YOU SUCH BASTARDS... TO HEAR OF HAIGHT STREET... AND STILL THINK THERE ARE OTHER WRITERS AND I'M WRITING GARBAGE?


MAMA IGRAET D'AVOLA(...) PRI MNE, VSEGDA POLITIC'A(...) "On otstanet i unizit..." (Femme spots...) REQUIRING RABBI(...) "Always play the HARLEQUIN(...)" Pri tebe... VSEGDA HALTURA... (Vselovod Abdulov...) OPREDELENIE "GOMOSEC'A"... PO TSENNOSTAM MEDITSINY... (TSENNYE PORTALY...) "WE'RE THAT IMPORTANT..." CENNYE LATY(... PO LATVII... NIKOGDA PRAVIL'NO NE POTRENIROVAVSIS'...) "He can still do soccer scissors..."

(PRE-MED IN ACTION...) A collectioner(...) PRESSER

"V OMUT MENA TANET"...

ABSTRACT CHITAA MEDITSINSKO ZNAN'A
NE DOKURA... CHITAV SVOI STIHI...
O TSYSTE LISH' ZADUMAVSHIS'... S DOZNAN'A...
POVERIV... CTO SPLOSHNYE LOPUHI

USERILIS', UVERILIS', PROGNALI...
USELIS'... I VZALI TEBYA V PSIH-DOM...
A KTO ESCHE DOVEDUETSYA SHALI...
KOGDA SRED' NIH... STOU YA BOSIKOM...

I ETO VSYO EDINSTVENNAA SMEZHNOST'...
MEZ NIMI... I MENYA... "U NEED TO DIE..."
"POSKOL'KU... MNE... PRAMAA NEIZBEZNOST'
PROSCHENIE OBID... U NEED TO L.I.E."... (I sabantirua...) I RANY NOZEVYE SANTAZHIRUYA... SABANTUY NA RABOTE(...) "BANTIK ZABINTUY"(...) Alik(...) bublik(...) TROUBLE FOR MY FAMILY(...) FROM DAY 1(...) THIS IS THE REAL U(...) "DAYTE SOBAKAM MASA"... DANTE BUDUSCHIY PEREVODCIK... (A ona slushaet "NAVODCITSU"... LYUBA ODNOGO GAJA) Solntse... PENN station... I serendipity suggests D.P.

NADO TAM MAME HAMIT'(...) SVARLIVAA(...) VSELILSA D'AVOL OT STIHOV(...)

"I primet on tabletki..." "NADO CHOKNUT'SYA..." I PRIMESH' YAD... PENN STATION TICKET PURCHASE... TEBE DO KUR... (I NE DO SOHRANENIA KULTURY)... PLACIT PLACIDO DAVLENIE PODSKAZYVAET(...) CTO U TOGO EST' PROBLEMY... SVOI ZE RITUALY!.. (TAK MAMA I DEYSTVUET!) Da... OT MENYA DRUGIE USLI(...)

UGLIEST ZIT ON EARTH VELA SEBA PRAVO(...) ("IMELA PRAVO..." KAK HUDSHIY HUDOZNIK...) I ETO BYL TVOY "HUSBAND..." SVAZUEMYY LIS' SINDBADOM(...) I MOIMI CUVSTVAMI!.. THE FAULT OF GIVING TO MY MANAGER ONCE "ALOE VERA" TO HELP TREAT HER SON... SHE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY(...) I HAD TO CRY TO MAKE U TOUCH... WHAT A WEDDING... WHAT A DOCTOR... WHAT A COMMITMENT TO TREATMENT (For beauty... insulting w cuteness(...) AND THEN SAYING (Whole day Gen-X...!) I'M CUTE(...) AND YOU'RE NOT "TAM VSEGDA DOLZNA BYT' HALTURA...") I tak ona est salat(...) (s knigami)(...) ("OBEZRUC'TE srazu"(;) PO-Chicag'ski OTNIMITE ot nego BUMAGU)(...) Kak v Taynoy Vecere(...) AND SUCCESS... PRAVO DALA POKAZANIA? IDLESTLOOKING... BUT SO PRETTY... (A MENA ZDET SLAVA...) Sustavami pokazyvaet; kak by ot ORLENKA... (THE UGLIEST THOUGHTS ON EARTH)... with heavenliest feelings..!

NADO TAM MAME HAMIT'(...) SVARLIVAA(...) VSELILSA D'AVOL OT STIHOV(...) POTOMU YA VSEGDA PREDPOCITAL KARAJAN'A ("OKRAINE K TSENTRU...") EGO RELIGIA... LITSEMERIE(...) Pravda ot vsego celovecestva(...)


DA(...) OCEN' SMELYM TAM BYL POEHT(...) "UGR'..." A U MENYA TAKOE IMYA...

OSMEAT' TAKUU KREPOSTNITSU(...) SPELLING OF "MUTUAL COMPOST..."

"Я крест сцарапывал, кляня
Судьбу, себя -- все вкупе,--" V.V.

PARKOVAT'SA(...) SMESIVAA LUCSEE I HUDSEE(...)
ZAMECAA, "MOU HARU NE ZOVI(...) HAYLOM..."
I PRIETOM NAMEKAA(...) "TY NE TRUDIS' KUCEU(...)"
ZAGOGULINA NE KMESTU(...) MY ZE NE V DVOEM(...)

KRUPNYY GRECESKIY PRESTUPNIK ETO SARO MOLNIEVYT;
IMA EMU JIMMY KIMMEL(...) NULEVYMI(...) SHANS(...)
SHOK TSELANU ISPOHABLYA(...) I SNEZHOK VOSPOLNIT EGO(...)
I(...) NERUDE PABLE -- SEMYA; A TOMU -- NE "ONCE..."


KAKAA RAZNITSA MEZDU NISCHIMI I VAMI(...) VY BEZDARNY(...)

NOT GOOD LUCK FROM FLAUBERT

CTO ETO ZA REKAPITULATSIA
BUL'VAROV KAPUCINA NAPRYAMIK?
POET NAVREDNITSA "SANTA LUCIA..."
I GOVORIT... KAKOY ONA PRYANIK...

RAZNEZIT'SA S COMPUTER'OM BEZDARNO...
POKA GNETSY NA ULITSU DAVAT
OT RASSOVYH PIROGOV EHLITARNO
I DAZE PRISKAZKU USYNOVAT(...)

VITULA TRULY(...) I EE UREZAT'
VELIT SAMAA MANNA IZ NEBES(...)
"ON -- SAMYY SUMASHEDSHIY..." SNEDIT BESOV
VAM NA POROG I TSEL'TES' V MERSEDES...

Speaks SECURITY GUARD(...)


DROBNY TOLKO LAKOM... CTOB BOLSINSTVO LUDEY NENAVIDELI... (zA BALKANAMI...) MAKKIVELLI UBIVAET POEZIU(...) EDA TOL'KO BIG MAC'I I SUSHI MAKI(...): V RESTORANE STIRAA BEL'E(...) ARGUMENT... "SKOREY VSEGO..." (OBNAZHIL -- NENAVIDYAT...) TSEL' POEMY "POD DEN'GAMI NA KONU..." (KAK MOZNO NA SEBYA TAK SMOTRET')...?

DAMA ZILA SVOIM SUZDENIEM... (I NASTOASCHIY POET DOLZEN EHTO TERPET'!) "SYGRAY MNE GAMMU SALOM..."

ISPRAVLYAYA KINKY DUHA I V SEBE SAMOM, I V SLABYH
ABSOLUTNO VSEH NA SVETE -- SLOVO TERPKOE "EUGENE"
ZABIVAYA ZA "TRANSLATOR", S NEZABVENNYM PO HALYAVAM...
I DOKAZYVAA LUCHSHIY I SOVSEM NE OSSETIN...

EHTOT... IZ STATEY VYPaVSHIY(...) PAUTIN SVOIH PREZREVSHIY...
NAPISAVSHIY OT LATYNI V CHISTOM RUSSKOM... CHTO PREDEL...
PROTIV LUCHSHEGO POEHTA... MUZHA EHTOY... NEDOEVSHIY
NOG, PREZRENIY, TARAKANOV... VIDIT SUD... I PRET V UDEL...

NAPRAVLAVSHIE STATEI MALARME(...) PRONYVSHI DUHOM...
ZASCHITIVSHI SVOI TUR'MY TOL'KO HUDSHIH IZ VRAGOV...
POCHEMUTO PO NAPLYVU DOLLAROV... RAZBITYH SLUHOM...
POMOZGOVYE POETY RITM KUUT OSTYVSHIH SLOV

I ZAPYHAVSHIHSYA BEGOV PO SVOIM AMBIVALENTS'AM...
"LUCHSHE NEMTSY... CEM PO HVOAM, ZASCHITIVSHIE SEBYA..."
PRONYRAUT V ISPRAVLEN'A VEHOV SOBOLEZNOVENTSAM(...)
CTOB BOLEZNI VYRYL TRENER... A NE VYGNAL IH... EBYA...

T.E., SAMOUBIVAEM SAMYM LUCHSHIM NA IZLETE...
ZASCHISCHAA NA OHOTE... IZ PROIGRANNYH STATEY
PRAVO SLOVA LZHI I SILY... "NI CHERTA NA OBOROTE..."
VYZYVAA TE AMNEZ'I... I TO SLOVO... CHTO ON... GEY(...)

YA SNOBZAU LUDEY TSELYAMI I SAMOPRONIKNOVENIAMI... I ONI MNE OTKLIKAUTSYA... NESMOTRA NA POLNOE FAKTICESKOE OTVERZENIE... OTECESKIM SLOVOM "GOMOSEK..." NE TAK LI VEL SEBYA GITLER? NEUZELI ETI LUDI SCHITAUT SEBYA POEHTAMI I YA DOLZHEN UBIT' SEBYA? (VIDYA LITSO JOHN'A TORTURRO...)

MENYA LEGKO PONYAT' PROSTYM VNIMANIEM K EHKSTREMUMNYM SUZHDENIAM, PRI TOM... CHTO KAZHDOE IZ NIH... PRAVDA I PRODOLZHAET USLAZHDAT'...


GLAVREDAKTOR -- DEMAGOG... (GORD VYZVANNYMI OPASENIAMI...) ESLI ZENSINA VELA SEBYA ZESTOKO, TO POCHEMU NAKAZYVAT' ZERTVU?

IM VSEM NUZNY DIAGNOZY I IH SPASTI(...)
SPASTI UTOLYA RADOSTI I BOLI...
NEVYSHEDSHEGO STREMNO POD KONTROLYA
V SVOEY NEDOVERITEL'NOY SETI...

I NUZHNO OSCHUSCHENIE PIZDY
VSEM AVTORAM, KTO GLAVNYMI SCHITAUT
SEBYA... A ZHIT' IM? NET... PREOBLADAUT
SERIYNYM GOPAKOM... IH LICHNEYSHEY NUZHDY

I MNE STOL' PRIHOZDAETSYA SPASTI
TOGO... SCHASTLIVLENNOGO... I "NE ZLOGO"...
NO VERYASCHEGO V SLOVO "IEGOVA..."
SCHEMYASCHE TUPOST'U... MUZA SETI...


OPYTY NEDOVERYAT' SLOVAM(...) KAKIE TUT MIGI(...) KORMIT' GOVNOM... (YA LISHIL VSEH SILY SBITOGO SCHAST'A)... SPOSOBNOST' PEREVODCHIKA(...) VED' V MIRE UZHE EST' POEHZIA

TY SIDELA POD MEDUZOY V UPRAVLEN'I PROVODAMI
VSEY EPISKOPNOY DOROGI(...) KLOUNADY DESYATI...
I TEBYA TAM NAGRAZHDALI VSEPYATERKAMI... NE L'DAMI...
KAK PRISHLOS' BY K TVOEY KOZHE... A... VOT VYVODY SPASTI...

ZNAA DEN' SVOY... I EKLOGU... I PREZREN'A... (SLAVA BOGU)...
LUDAM... VSEGO PONEMNOGU... TOLKO PINII PRETYAT(...)
I NAVALOM LUDAM SLEDSTVIY... I... SHTURVALOM... GRUDAM BEDSTVIY(...)
NA KONTSERTY HODYAT SERDTSA(...) VO H.D. NE IZMERYAT'...

VSE VELIKIE POETY... (IH NE DVA... A POLOVINA(...)
NA VEK KAZDYY I STARINNYY... I NA VSEH NE ZABOLET'...)
OSTAETSA MAMAM DROBNYM... PREZIRAUSCHIM K LUBOVNYM(...)
NASTOASCHIM... SBITOBROVNYM... V PSIH BOL'NITSE... SEST'-SIDET'...

V TUR'ME KOMU ZDOROVYE STRASTI? (OT Lermontova...)... VASHIMI SHAGAMI IZMERAUT LUCHSHEGO (A kto ETO?) CHELOVEKA(...) I NE DAUT IM PROPUSKA S VNESHNIMI VESCHAMI... OSTAL'NOE... UPOMINANIE POETSKIH SHTAMPOV... SPESIVAA... NEVYNOSIMAA ERUNDA(...) SKAREDNAA... PO-SPASSKI...

SO SLOVA "EHTIKETKI..." VSE PROASNILOS'(...) DLYA VAS... ETO DETKI(...) (VSE VASHI PROSHLYE BOLEZNI)... A KOMU ONI NUZHNY? (BIVNI... BIVNI... UZHE U LUDEY)(...) ZVERSKIMI SAGAMI(...) S MEZOZOYSKOY EHRY... NIKTO NE SDELAL NICEGO uze... Monolitnye "AX, ZOYKA... YA ZAVYAZAT' HOTEL NE RAZ..." ANAL'NOE OTVERSTIE TAK I NE NAYDA"... I WEAR XTRA-LARGE..." Vot i vrite... kak ustraivaut vas ostalnye perevody s tocki zrenia zdorovoy edy(...) MOSKVA-ODESSA... "ZDRAVSTVUY, KOLYA, MILYY MOY"... GOTOVYH DoLZHNO STIRAT'(...)


ESCHE BY DVA EMU GODKA(...) Staryh koney ne putat'(...) PUTIN NA LITSE... STARAT LUDEY NE GINNESSOVSKIE GRUDI(...) A NE PRAVIL'NOE PONIMANIE PESEN!

KAK VERA MATVEEVA PISALA STIHI SPUTNIKOM (OT VASHEGO GOLOSA(...) GALYA(...) V VOZRASTE 11 LET(!)

SHUTKI V STORONU POSLE "BLAGOVESTA?"
MUZH MNE BUDET(...) V A.D.(...) A "BLAGODAT'?"
VOT NE DAL PUSKINU V MOGILE REST'A(...)
(IMYA EGIPTA...) I SLEDUUSCHEY GUPTY(...) VOT YA GALECKU LOGOVO PREDAT'

POSPESIL... KAK UVERILAS' MEDUZKA
CTO NE SKAZET MNE PRAVDY NIKOGDA
A POKAZET TROFEI CEREZ BLUZKU
I UYDET ANTOKOL'KIM NA GODA...

ILI SALTOVKOY, GDE ELI PLOMBIRY
I YA BROSIL STIHI SREDI KUSTOV
DVAZDY V MIAMI(...) ETO BYLO V SILE
INTUITSII NE LUBIT' DUHOV

OT IRLANDTSEV(...) PROSEANNYH MESTAMI
VPECATLENIYA(...) (on priklonit odnazhdy koleni)...?* ON UMRET OT IRONII(...) On ehto umeet(...) "HOW IS INFERENCE"?
NA "LUFTHANSE" KOLENI, KAK V MIAMI(...)
VERY PSIHODELICESKOE SENSE(!)

How else to communicate I need no meds? (It's the greatest crime against a poet...) EVEN GODARD KNEW IT(...) a ne "PONI(...)" Nikitinyh (RON HUBBARD was right)... AND ALSO(...) Mike NAUMENKO(...)

Preferred LA GUERRE(...?) I'm READY(...)
LOX IN THE PSYCHE WING, BUT GOOD LUCK... (SORROWS OF EREVAN) POCHEMU YA VSEM DAYU ODINAKOVYE SOVETY, XOT' I BESKONECHNO PRISHPILENNYE K DETALYAM (OT "BAN'KI" VYSOCKOGO) OTKUDA KONTRABANDY? MERTVETSY VSE SOLYONY -- KAK UTVERZHDAL SKORSEZE -- I MNE K GODAM! (PERVAYA FAL'BERG...) VSE IH BUL'ONY, ZEAL I PYATKI... "I NI ODIN GARPUN"... MIKHAIL KONSTANTINOVICH SCHERBAKOV... COURTESY OF "SUMMER OF SAM" BERCOVITZ... IN SYMPHONY, SAW ME AS CORPSE... (EYO STRASTI UTVERZHDALI VSE KALEKI ROSSII) A EHTO I BYL PAPA V GROBE OT ODINAKOVYH EYO UCHENIKOV... (SKOL'KO ERESI NA RUSI (A ISKOLOTA...)(...) ALEXANDER BLOK(...) MARTSIPANY; SAROVARY (SHUT UP(...) SARAPOVA)... krutoe izmenenie plana MANGUSTA(...)) BYLI U NEGO UCENIKI: "GOTTA EAT CURD..." ("VOT EHTO DA(!...)") KONSTANTINOVICHA MOZHNO PRIZNAT'(!)...

KAKIE OTNOSHEN'YA IMELI -- CHTO-UGODNO,
CHTOB TOL'KO EL ON SLASTI, DOHODNYE DLYA TEH,
EMU KTO POKUPAET IX VMESTE VSENARODNO,
I TAM EMU ZHELAET PROVERENNYJ USPEH

I EHTO GENIA -- K RODAM VELIKAYA KAKASHKA
PLENARNAYA USHAMI, POVYSHENNAYA VSROK
I V SAKVOYAZHE VESCHIY OREL (NE CHEBURASHKA
A PESENKA "KAK BUDTO"... VEZOMO NA UROK)

KAK OBEZ'YANKI DENNO BYVAYUT ZAROZHDYONNY,
KAK NOSCHNO ONI BAYUT NEDOSTIZHYONNOE
ZA TALLINSKIE VSTRECHI MOI... GDE UTVERZHDYONNY
BYLI TIHO TALANTY DRUGIE... NA KOP'E!

STRADA NA 2 POLUSHARIA... HEIRLOOMS recommended... OCHEN' HOCHU ZAPLATIT'... ty zhe ne zaplatish'... v detstve pel "boa constructor..." KAK V DETSTVE PEL REMEN'... teper' GARPUN... DENOMINATOR... tak v re animatsii hlopal klapan... (zatihi grud'...) IGRA SCHERBAKOVA NA gitare

Feet, Not Belly (to Collette) if not for my mother...
(Vladimir Vysotsky)

Security loves jobs... film Heat viewed squarely --
The infantile insanity of .tiffs
And kinder Jewish camps keeps throat but barely
Incominant, combatant in motives...

And now... embracing circusly on medlink...
Embarassing by sexual connect
To Oleg Nikolaevich... not meddling...
I send my earth-inarduous respect.

Akshat industrious... his curfew driveling...
His girl sagacious... his vibe precise
Not intermeshingly police forgiving, is
By Nebelungen telling of us lies...

Evremov, why the hell the indulgences?
Your M-HAT, like Fonvizin... Vyazemsky
Hats off deprives Rustaveli of chances
To dictate Pozdner to surrender key:

Ralph Fiennes boa-constrictors every role...
Diabolically smothers maid co-starring,
And implements the coming of a mole
Out of its pit to do little husarring!

Theater slovenly enacts the perjury...
Enforces penury upon a weak...
Like my son Nikita... But we need urgently
To go gold-rushing on a hilly peak...

Child's happiness is set by the prerogative
Of Childe Harold... a poet, any bard,
Not if, but when. The movie of my coward
And feces prowess fibs about that hard...

That's Vladi... my toe-sedentary phys...
My obladi inside a straight aquarium...
My strange oasis obstigating bliss
And my right hemisphere... (the left Gurarie am);

Nostalgia back for the noses Russia...
Taganga... per et cetera... the cop...
The "Irony of Fate" for niggers brushing
Stuff with the law encouraged me to prop...

Brusque, sentences of every epistle
Composed by me asauna Stradivarius
Of my black car, cross-terraining Cybill?
I did impossible and you pay car dues...

Enough... that I'm alumnus septgenarian!
The hearty clavicles eat at PJ...
And all you're doing with your Postum Perriers,
Post Small World is just look for cheap h.j.

Aravian, as shit on bristling snow-flats...
And farting handsgame switching on digits
Legitly sends to Israel the composts
And for the rest (eel-eaters) bids eat shit!

Jus Bieber and Fonvizin... come on back...
Fuck the von Teese inside her stocky cabin...
Canine and bra is better than horsetrack...
With Steve McQueen, surrounding with car camping...

In swimming pool withdrawn and drowned... and golly...
Gone with the Wind sighs like the autumn wind...
Summa and Sofia Coppola morally --
Translators, literaties -- we're all in it!

ОЛЕГУ ЕФРЕМОВУ
(K 50-летию - 1 октября 1977 года)

Мы из породы битых, но живучих,
Мы помним все, нам память дорога.
Я говорю как МХАТовский лазутчик,
Заброшенный в Таганку - в тыл врага.

Теперь в обнимку, как боксеры в клинче,
И я, когда-то МХАТовский студент,
Олегу Николаевичу нынче
Докладываю данные развед...

Что на Таганке той толпа нахальная,
У кассы давятся - Гоморр, Содом!-
Цыганки с картами, дорога дальняя,
И снова строится казенный дом.

При всех делах таганцы с вами схожи,
Хотя, конечно, разницу найдешь:
Спектаклям МХАТа рукоплещут ложи,
А те, без ложной скромности, без лож.

В свой полувек Олег на век моложе -
Вторая жизнь в замен семи смертей,
Из-за того, что есть в театре ложи,
Ты можешь смело приглашать гостей.

Таганцы ваших авторов хватают,
И тоже научились "брать нутром",
У них гурьбой Булгакова играют,
И Пушкина - опять же впятером.

Шагают роты в выкладке на марше,
Двум ротным - ордена за марш-бросок!
Всего на десять лет Любимов старше,
Плюс "Десять дней..." - но разве это срок?!

Гадали разное - года в гаданиях:
Мол, доиграются - и грянет гром.
К тому ж кирпичики на новых зданиях
Напоминают всем казенный дом.

В истории искать примеры надо -
Был на Руси такой же человек,
Он щит прибил к воротам Цареграда
И звался тоже, кажется, Олег...

Семь лет назад ты въехал в двери МХАТа,
Влетел на белом княжеском коне.
Ты сталь сварил, теперь все ждут проката -
И изнутри, конечно, и извне.

На МХАТовскую мельницу налили
Расплав горячий - это удалось.
Чуть было "Чайке" крылья не спалили,
Но слава богу, славой обошлось.

Во многом совпадают интересы:
В Таганке пьют за старый Новый год,
В обоих коллективах "мерседесы",
Вот только "Чаек" нам недостает.

А на Таганке - там возня повальная,
Перед гастролями она бурлит,-
Им предстоит в Париж дорога дальняя,
Но "Птица синяя" не предстоит.

Здесь режиссер в актере умирает,
Но - вот вам парадокс и перегиб:
Абдулов Сева - Севу каждый знает -
В Ефремове чуть было не погиб.

Нет, право, мы похожи, даже в споре,
Живем и против правды не грешим:
Я тоже чуть не умер в режиссере
И, кстати, с удовольствием большим...

Идут во МХАТ актеры, и едва ли
Затем, что больше платят за труды.
Но дай Бог счастья тем, кто на бульваре,
Где чище стали Чистые пруды!

Тоскуй, Олег, в минуты дорогие
По вечно и доподлинно живым!
Все понимают эту ностальгию
По бывшим современникам твоим.

Волхвы пророчили концы печальные:
Мол, змеи в черепе коня живут...
А мне вот кажется, дороги дальние,
Глядишь, когда-нибудь и совпадут.

Ученые, конечно, не наврали.
Но ведь страна искусств - страна чудес,
Развитье здесь идет не по спирали,
A вкривь и вкось, вразрез, наперерез.

Затихла брань, но временны поблажки,
Светла Адмиралтейская игла.
Таганка, МХАТ идут в одной упряжке,
И общая телега тяжела.

Мы - пара тварей с Ноева Ковчега,
Два полушарья мы одной коры.
Не надо в академики Олега!
Бросайте дружно черные шары!

И с той поры, как люди слезли с веток,
Сей день - один из главных. Можно встать
И тост поднять за десять пятилеток -
За сто на два, за два по двадцать пять!


VOT I ZHIVI(...) S REZKIM DAVLENIEM (RESURSY OBOBYKNOVENIVAN'A (VNUTRIVENNYMI)... EST'...) NOSY NUZNY REZKIE (NA SYP'...) S PERVOGO KURSA VOT ETO DA(..) RIMLYANAMI RIPHMUESH' (NA EGO DURATSKY VKUS...) AS THE GREATEST TRAINER (MOZGI UZHE KAK ZHILA...)

QUESQUE SE? KAK VSE EGO MYSLI O TESKE (KAK VSE MOI MYSLI O TRESKE...)

KAR'ERU NARUSHAET RAKURSOM MEDUZY...
PODOZLOZNOBIEM PODSTAVKI... BEZ NADEZHD...
KAKOY TO RAKOVOY I KAVERZNOY -- KAK LUZY...
A NE SHARY... I NE HII, SLEDYA VOSLEZH...

A TUT HOT' LESENKU ZADAY, KAK V MAYAKOVSKOM...
I TUT... DROCHI UZH NA SOBAK, HOT' KAK NA ZMEY...
I TUT TY PUTAY PHILADEL'PHI-U PO-DROVSKI...
NE S TOPOROM... A S TEM... CHTO DUMAL ON O NEY...

Ne bylo pusche kretina i dlya trenirovok(...) OILY IS BETTER? (Just you languid?..) THE LANGUAGE OF TARANTINO...

Ot tebya sobaki begaut po Beer-Sheve otkaputno,
Otnochasno i nokautno... kak vezut ih vo shtab-polk...
Tak zhe zhit' i ine deystvovat' mozhno GEEM pominutno...
A skuchnee... ih opisyvat', chem vz''yaryat' na shei tolk...

SPICHE "TY UZHE OSTYZHENA" NAZIDANIEM PO VEKU...
WITCH'E... ty uzhe prispyzhena... (V BAN'KE PARILAS' VES' DEN'...)
BIATRICE... Nenavizhena vsya dorogo v ad... KALEKU (NENAVIZHU YA D'ACKOV)... Dryahlyy v kabakah
TY VOZ'MESH' K SEBE NA KLADBISCHE... ili prosto tem a tem? VEK V STUZHE... (velikiy tvoy HIGHFALUTIN muzhitskiy vkus)... ("MNE NADO UMIRAT'")... DEN' V PIARE... (I EHTO ON USERDNYY I DOSTIG STEPENI...)

KAK MISCHUKI (lyubovnaa para...) A O CHEM ON ESCHE PISCHAL? hochesh', chtob on bol'she prozhil? NE NADO HOT' OT MININGITA!

PO HARE CELENTANO SIZHDETSYA... INACHE BYT' EMU NE SADNO...
NADYBAT', KTO PROPISAL IZHITSU... SERIYNYM STALKER'OM... GAVNO...
LISH' MOZHET VECHNO NAZIDATEL'NYY IZ SVOEY LOGARIFMNO-VPADNO...
MENYAYA RIFMY NA ZINOV'EVNU... NE UMIRAY, MOE GUMNO...

UZHE REVNUU NEOZABOCHENO TUGUU TELKU S PRAVOKURSA...
UZHE URODUU EHKZAMENOM... SEM' SUNDUKOV I DVA LESCHA...
NO VED' ZHIVUT ZHE... OTCHUDIVSHISYA... I OT MAUNTIN VALLEY ABUSE'A...
A ZNACHIT... VSE ZHIVUT NASILIEM... NAGROMOZHDYA I TREPESCHA...

EY CHUZHIE MYSLI -- TELEBUS "EHKA I ABREKA..." Esli ne dostupna ERYKAH BADU... (ili sobstvennaa stupnya...) THEORIES OF FELONY (Binding on lynch...) VSU ZHIZN' OHOTA... (Edinstvennaa prichina chitat' "DAR" NABOKOVA)...

AH... UPADU YA V ZAPADNOY DVINE(...)


V STANAH(...) KAK V PESERE(...) ANONYMOUS(…) "ONA DOLZNA BYLA *IM(...)"* (Odna trenirovka)(...) (SLYSa V rebrah(;) STON)(...) ONI (--) good FAKE'i(...) tarakany CHEREZ usy(...) TAKAA mozet SDELAT' PODONKOM(!...) TARANTINI (ZA "KAPITANY BEZ U SOV"(...))(...)

VMESTO EPIGRAPH'A(;) I VESCHI MOI SO STIHAMI SPETSIALNO DLA ETOGO POTERALA

MAT' HOTELA IMENI LISIT'
MUSCUS'A ZA (--) DAN'(...) I ZA OTELYA
PEN'E(;) BAKLAZANAMI TESIT'
DA NI V KOEM SLUCAE SO HMELA(...)

NA IZNANKU BLATAMI GROZIT'
SKOLKO HOCES' (--) LAT'AMI NE NUZNO
A "BULATAMI" OTMOROZIT'(...)
NA NOGE PAL'TSY -- SCHERBAKOV "V'UZHNO"

TOLERANTNO PRIVAZALSA SAM(...)
TOLKO ON NE "CHARGE"(...) I DAL DIAGNOZ(...)
A TEBE PO TVOIM TELESAM
MAKKIVELLI DOLZEN DAT' BYL ZA NOS(!...)



PENN STATION TURNIP: NEVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT, THEY'RE LYING TO ME ABOUT MY QUALITY
(Mikhail Scherbakov)

Where are you now, the pedestrian barefish?
Barrels are void, tiderush is fair...
Fishtide geseungt it is oafish or lavish
You're in a den or in a lair.

As for me, having geared fair licences in aggression
I drag an empty driftnet up to the sultry shore.
However mine -- none's -- shore won't divvy away from me on,
So I can not pretend that I've much store!

Daintily countried-in, rooted, entrenched and resistant,
Local potato salt reached me by knees.
I know the local speech so indepth, in an instant
No aborigine will tell would you please!

But by the Mech embraced or bearskin, or deerskin deftly,
Sunny drifts duty shifts by, I go up to the board
Of insagacious ads or ludicrous dollyorders --
Can there be anything where I'm abhorred?

Electorate, fish's no longer in mention:
Wherever yes, there is no truce!
Anew now in my box, there's tomorrow's dictation
Not to oppress, but to produce...

Give him a hairy dose somnolences without treason;
Unmadagascar corner, furniture for the cane:
Let him impress himself as feeling here without reason
Is he a guest, can he remain?

Daily, nocturnally, gavel with sentence...
Sheets are amusing, cold is control.
Rustle inveigles me down nobody's commencements --
Local the salt, local console!

Never've I droned myself as either a guest or nephew --
All merely simply favors and curtinaceous gifts!
The News forget to change, but nails rattle in Nepenthe!
Local assortment by the gavel's thrift...

IT WAS THIS 1 (nadeas' NA dializ(;) NO U MENA dieta(...)) CTOB MARTYSKA NENADEALAS' (napominaa LERMONTOVA(...) vyyti S oboimi NOG'AMI(...)












Almost Fourteen
(M. Scherbakov)

Almost fourteen and still it’s not a native world.
The same anxiety – I must be an agnostic.
I want one truth to shine in front me, but, in a word,
They’re either two, or none, or hundreds bursting.

To the important district committee I trudge,
The truth always shines brightly there and follows closely,
And if I don’t confess to them my total lack of knowledge,
They’ll honor me with a steel badge
Unanimously.

My first and last name they’ll record, and so, and so,
And since I won’t be telling them I’m an agnostic,
They’ll hand me my diploma, and will tell me: “Here you go –
Now you’re a big shot, you’re a pro –
Hang that in plastic.”

I’ll take it all. I’ll wear the badge, won’t take it off.
Oh childhood, you have fled forever in an instant.
The fledgling wants to live, for him don’t try to make it rough.
And then, for goodness’ sake, it’s not anyone’s business.

A mere splash can’t disturb the ocean’s sturm und drang.
After all, half the school wears identical badges.
No one will look at my diploma – such a useless thing.
And yet I’ll frame it, and I’ll let it hang.
It’s got no urges.

To the same committee I walk, my feet I tap,
Through the courtyard, and through the park, and by the first spring,
Wrapped densely by a collar, covered fully by a cap,
Behind me hangs a knotty strap,
Like a tail twisting.






na tot SVET (--) da? ("ETOT(;) iz STATEY vypavsiy")(...) v sadu ZAGORELA(!...) Ya u nee(...) (bez druzey(...) HOCES'(...) S DRUG'AMI...?) TY NA ULITSE(...)

TOZE MODNIK(...) U NEE ATAVIZMAMI S MOIMI ZVUKAMI OTOVARIVAETSA(...) KAK NED(...)

TOL'KO DO INFARCT'A I MOTTOTSYKLETOM
NA MOTT STRIT PODENNO VOVNE DAZE NET
MINNAA SEKS-BOMBA, POSLAA OTVRATA
OT YAPONDEVCENOK NE OT SIGARET
OT RECTANGULARA I NENAVIDEN'A
PROSLYH SVOIH TRUDOV IZZA PASCAL'YA
TOZE ONA VIDIT NA MINNELLI BDEN'A(...)
(TRASH)... TOZE ONA ISCHET V SENAH HRUSTALYA(...)

A OT TALIVARI(...) IZDALYA USEVSHIS'
I UVIDEV SPERMU NA HODU MOU
NA ROGU U BIVNA... NA GODU U DEV SHEST'
NU NE PREDSTAVLAET, KAK ZVUCIT V RAU(...)
PESNA "CEREZ DESAT'..." NA NEE NAVESIT'
AMBITSIU PUTY(...) TRADITSI'U RTA(...)
R.T.A. BEZUMSTVA PRESTUPLEN'E V DESAT'
RAZ OPOPRAVDIMEY(...) NE UVIDEV STA(...)

NE VOZMU YA DENEG(...) VYROU MOGILU
A VOZMU YA DENGI PRESTUPLU NA DNE
KOL' KRASIVA SKAZET CEL' LOBOTOMII
HILLYU VDET'SA V ROZU NOSOROG V OKNE(...)
VED' NE ZA BEZUM'E NAKAZAT' HOTELA(...)
ZA CTEN'E FLAUBERT'A NEGRA VO GLAZU(...)
YAK KATSUMI (A little Ukrainian...) V CRESLAH(...) A VO ZABRAH TELO
ZAGORELO-MENA V LAWRENCEVILLE TAZU!...








MNOGO bisera VYMELA con''unkturOY BUMER'a(...) why u(...?) (by ME(...) join THE choir(;) DIE(...) KAK ego OPISANIE(...) "protalinka TONKA"(...) (EHTALONKA(...)) loving A girl(?...) teorema fermka ne dokazana IZZA TUCI(...) ("EASY take")(...) "BUMAZNYY Puskin(...)" (bazisom(...) BANAH'A)(...) PROSTO tak V turmu POSLAT'(...) nazvav "FAGGOT'om'(...) INTUITSIA ee MAMY(...) zelcnyy PUZYR' vzorvetsa(...)































(PO nepravilnym BROVAM(...) (Copernika)(...) zivi DOLSE)(...) ONA ZA TROMBY ("MY OGLYADYVAYAS' VIDIM LISH' RUINY")... A SVOEY MAMOY (SHVEDKI I FINKI EY NRAVYATSA:) BAL'-SHOY ZHELCHNYJ PUZYR'...

KAK RUKI RASSMATRIVAYUTSYA: U NEYO NET UZHE TOGO NOSA... (PO KOMMERCHESKIM PRICHINAM)...

MAME RAZNYE KONTUZY I POSEREDINKE...
GDE UCHILSYA... KAK UCHILSYA, CHEM PROBILI TOKOM?
ALISTAR POSEL'DEN GIL'ZE... I RAZUBEDILI
DAT'SYA PERVOMU UROKU... OCHERYODNOY BOKOM...

I TEPER' U NEYO V BYVSHEM DRAKI S PROBNYM NOSOM...
STEPENI NE ZASLUZHILA... VYEHALA MAO
DOSOBSCHEGOVSKOYU PYOSOY... NE DRUZHIVSHI S GOSOM...
(PAVEL (UVALEN' PRIRODY)... "COMRADE") DOBRYJ DOBERMAN -- NE PINCHER... PYNCHEON NAD TOROSOM

VDNH! (chagrin(;) "LUCSIY poet (--) Vvedenskij)(...)



The Water Has Flooded by Onion Don't Call Her Honey ;) Magomaev Short Hair-Cut (Margaritasville...), Studs Lonigan (Too Many Bees In My Brain)... (Mikhail Scherbakov)

Amenhotep, oracularly I, derailing
Remembered yesterday that trailer-rig motif
In a crime ring, that you... deshelling and deshevelling
Descanted promptly not in doubt of who or if!

Yesterday witnessed I, how through Auvergnehat audit
Two-three violas, laminating like Sindbad,
While bated breathing pizzicato strings and cornets,
Prolongated... looking rather odd!

My alter-greetings. Chao... Period!

Esarhaddon, do you recall how inobliquely...
Closetedly -- like De Niro, Obolensky, and
Retired viscount, raised up that piece of clay uniquely,
While you ate your mesclun, sucked, and silent waned...

Yesterday I remarked, not sinuously waiving
How the trainheads forwarded that clay... for good...
Where bypassing a terrier, aluminum paper
They were pressing... have you understood?

Trench mortar here… You don't believe me? shoot.

Demolish quality, Anaximander. Remember
We dug that Bridge Erasmus, remeniscing pond
And you, amid Hungarian barbecue, September
Drew with watercolour, to paint black and round?

The wars brought little in the way of weighing-scaling...
The upscale ministry reneged and broke that girl
Starwars Renee, and latently no more derailing --
Reading Oggi and predicting swirl
Unscank the skunk and onenightstand the skurl...




ИНИЦИАЛЫ

Аменхотеп, ты помнишь тот мотив? Его ты
сочинив, немедленно надул бока -
и мне напел. А я, не подавив зевоты,
промолчал. Потом прошли века, века...

Вчера в концерте слышал я, как те же ноты
между пятым скерцо и седьмым, пока
переводили дух корнеты и фаготы,
три альта тянули в три смычка.
Мои приветы. Чао. ТЧК.

Ассаргадон, ты помнишь, как обломок синей
глины ненароком поднял я с земли,
а ты, вино цедя и заедая дыней,
промолчал тогда? Затем века прошли.

Вчера я видел сеть узкоколейных линий,
по каким ту глину поезда везли
туда, где из неё, по слухам, алюминий
извлекают нынче. Веришь ли?

Вот миномёт. Не веришь - застрели.

Анаксимандр, ты помнишь, как подобный чаше
водоём мы вырыли с тобой вдвоём?
Века, века потом вода мертвей гуаши
в нём стояла... Небыль, я Фантом. Приём.

Вчера я видел, как, ночной русалки краше,
по ручью, из выдумки ловца живьём,
на плавнике неся инициалы наши
под табличкой «Справок не даём»,
большая рыба входит в водоём.





















REASONS TO SMOKE "TAREYTONS" FOR CAMERADERIE
(Nouella Matveeva)

Jim... Oy Jim...
Where's your grave regime?
Shoulders are penuring, forehead is severing;
Satellite is grim...

If to be tranquil does not sit so slim,
What can we do... with that Leda?
Let's leap after him --

"Swan," Jim...
Run rather than swim
With the sloped path (a mare ope, as
Mandoline...) to a cowboyish prim...

Pride -- snide...
Compass in reverse...
And the capillaries coarse
Make the gold diggers deride you -- which is worse...

Always what's not there,
Where decisions are bare...
Many strive... And Jim is also of that fair!

Ahoy! Hey, Jim...
Whence from this Intime,
Fare we henceforth? Spain, or Hellespond... Or maybe Rome called "Rim..."

If... thereat -- forbearance is proc left,
A carnivorous anchovy helps w. theft.

But if here (custody battle)... JOHN BETJEMAN...
You're steady for the bear,
Having make it nearly naked in a box four-square...
Won't you hurry for the "mare" from your mare?

Integer
Colenduleic storm
Will proclive your ankles, and surpass that norm...

Sprained
One?
The rail is by the shun
And the shins will ferry tepid
From that son.

Sign -- Greed
Collide... the Jim... And seed;
Why so slowly, looking holy...
Holy Moly, Molly! woolly

But so stinking... she ain't drinking
In a winking poly-thinking
Evenk-twinking and syringing
Haven-hell...

Buttle bell on bubble honey
Lacerates the going swell
"Don't buy Lony for the money;
Lodi Dodi Tarantelle"...

ОДЕРЖИМЫЙ ДЖИМ

Новелла Матвеева

Джим, Джим, Джим,
чем ты одержим? -
Плечи понурены, брови нахмурены,
Взор твой недвижим.

Если покой здесь недостижим,
Что же делать? Ну что же делать?
Ну хочешь - убежим?!

Джим, Джим, Джим,
хочешь - убежим
Горной тропой? А коней нам с тобой
Раздобудет знакомый ковбой.

Сорной травой порос участок твой, -
Громко смеются золотоискатели
Над твоей бедой.

Всё - не туда, всегда - не в ту даль
Многие стремятся!
И Джим - он тоже такой.

Ну-ка, Джим,
куда мы податься решим?
Хочется если - в Испанию, Данию,
Швецию, Грецию, Рим,

Если там желанный твой причал…
"Дальше, дальше,
ах, дальше, дальше!" -
Вдумчивый Джим отвечал.

А может быть,
устал ты по суше бродить?
Хочется не по сухому бродить,
А по мокрому хочется плыть?

Море и шквал -
не там ли твой привал?
"Дальше, дальше,
ах, дальше, дальше!" -
Сумрачно Джим отвечал.

Всё - не туда, всегда - не в ту даль
Многие стремятся.
И Джим - он тоже такой!

Молви, Джим, не медля или не для,
Если тебя перестала устраивать
Грешная наша Земля,

Рвёшься ли ты в потусторонний свет?
"Дальше, дальше,
ах, дальше, дальше!" -
Джим заявляет в ответ.

Ну вот - опять! Тебя не понять!
Чего тебе надо? - не разобрать,
Такой-сякой!

Ничего
Джим не сказал,
Только вздохнул, да махнул рукой.

Ничего
Джим не сказал,
Только вздохнул, да рукою махнул,
Да другою провёл по глазам.

Только вдаль
молча указал.
Вот и прекрасно - всё стало ясно! -
Так бы и сказал.

И всё - не туда, всегда - не в ту даль
Многие стремятся!
И Джим - он тоже такой.
















«A рычаг-то кому?» V ovrage(...) STRADAA(;) i urca(...) "kak ona v MOGILE"(...)

(университет мой пособИл на годы)

OТ ШИЗОФРЕНИКОВ АВАРИЯ С УТИЛЕМ

Целый университет склонен к атрофии
Надобей изысканных, как краеугол.
Как с огнем аварии мёдовые в хие
Так проистераются, так и мы живём.

В раю утром, а во дне в горшке Пастернака
Простираем утварью то, чего не ждём.
С горлом пьём мы водочку, кажем свою *****
Терпко за селедочку, как живем вдвоем.

В казне государства есть наглое, лихое,
Что коль не позаришь эквивалентным днем,
То напишут сводочку о твоём покое,
Как лежать на кладбище будешь ты вдвоем.

Автор этого бытья, от него ему же
Простирается строфа долгая -- и страх
Так проистерается -- что не быть мне мужем?
Выселенный с лагеря, я брожу впотьмах.

Там царит метафора долгих получений
Казни для аварии, боли для струей!
Следопыты брезгают, получая деньги.
С двух сторон с угрозами говорят ОК.

ПРОСТО НЕ НАНОСИ МНЕ ВРЕДА, Я ГОВОРЮ КОМУ-ТО. НАВЕРНО МНОГИМ...

Во мне есть хороший поэт, мне кажется! Страстный, сладострастный. Но из год аварий, приходится делать расследование, что их произвело. Под косым, и иногда прямым, углом. Из-за этого выходит иногда скособоченная поэзия, за что прошу простить. Это только путь к настоящей Музе.

ЧЕМ МЫ СТАЛИ ТАКИМ ИЗ-ЗА ГОД УХУДШЕНИЯ ТЕХНИКИ -- СТОЛБНЯК БЕРЕТ. ЭТО НАПОМИНАЕТ ФАШИЗМ!

KАКАЯ РАЗНИЦА, В КАКОЙ МЫ СТРАНЕ ЖИВЁМ!

Из-за туники, меня склонили к фальшивому браку, под соблазнением на любовь с детства. Я от него отказался! ВНЕ ОБВИНЕНИЙ "АХ ТЫ СКОТИНА," Я КРИЧУ, КОГДА СТРАНИЦА ПАДАЕТ

ПОЧЕМУ ЭТА СТРАНИЦА ПРИНОСИТ ТРЕВОГУ? ПОТОМУ ЧТО МНЕ ТРЕВОЖНО (ЧТО Я НЕ ОСУЩЕСТВЛЮ СВОЮ РАБОТУ), И Я ПЫТАЮСЬ ЭТО ВЫРАЗИТЬ. КАК ЕЩЁ ЭТОТ УЖАС ПРЕОДОЛЕВАЕТСЯ? НЕ ВСЯ РАБОТА ХОРОША, НО НЕКОТОРАЯ ДОЛЖНА БЫТЬ ЛУЧШЕЙ (cto LUCSE kladbisa(?...) KAK izvlekaem IZ pod MASIN'y)(?..) "MANEKE-ny"(...)








OPISANIE TOGO, V KAKIH MAL'CIKOV YA VLYUBLYAYUS' ;)

PO PUTI NA MASSACHUSSETS AVE (ESCHE NE PRI PUTINE...)

SCHETINISTYE S REZUL'TATAMI
5 SUTOK TSENISTYY NE KALIY
NAM OTBOLEVSHIMI PROSTATAMI
PREDSHESTVENNIKOV NAMEKALI...

CHTO BYLI EHTO ZA PREDSHESTVENNIKI?
ZA VNUTRIVENNYMI... NE VZBUCHKA...
OTLAVIROVAT'SYA... SNYAT' SHERST' S TUNIKI...
POD RAZVODNYMI, NE POLUCHKA...

(ONI S KIMOM EHTO VMESTE PROBOVALI)... I NE PLATONA RASPISANIYA
CHITAUT PO PUTI VO LONDON...
KAK BUDTO DLYA OBETOVANIYA...
I BYTOM... DOLZHEN BYT' VLUBLYON TOT...

"VPILSYA V PISANINU TU..."



Hey man,

I suppose there must be a reason to write about anything, but I wanted to discourse on the quality of certain parolees. It's amazing how bad most guys' performances are. They don't even move their cocks right, not to speak of when to use humor, and how. They're not into their pleasure enough. And they don't position the girl well, if at all.

Brandon Iron is a good actor because he understands what makes a girl luscious, and unhurriedly, with genuine luster, displays it. His professionalism betrays a certain flatness. But he's an individual with a deep sense of dignity. He's an impassioned tit man and likes oral. I'm a tits user with anal ardor. Don't care much for pussy, unless the girl is ready to enjoy herself -- which, in a good scene, she should be only after she has fulfilled her primary obligations.

A good actor makes real contact with the girl, moves her, makes her want it, instead of just being into himself. This is obvious. He is in possession of technique, but does not let it overwhelm the scene. He is ingenious; and has 10 ideas of which the girl might use 1. He moves along.

It's remarkable how few parolees do it right. Their lacklusterness is famous. This is a reason better (and smarter) girls are not attracted to doing porn. We need more vital parolees to fuck girls like Briana Love -- someone who would grab her tits, and call her nasty names as she blows him, and different names as she is getting ass-fucked. Someone verbally and mentally equipped. Someone who moves -- like young John Leslie -- who is moved to saying more sweet things, not stupidly exaggerating his current pleasure. That is my opinion.

Genia



ALL VOLCANOS IN PLACE
(Mikhail Scherbakov)

Fragmentary you were not prepared taxi-archived the thinking;
Utterly ludicrous in his vibes... he preferred the gestahl
To any hands-on applicacy of objects meaning members,
Interrogating favorite sub... brows raising-lowering wild,
Interestingly sucking his thumb... with ferocious gesturing...
You're 'n alcoholic... Drop your old talk... I don't stalk girls... you dialed...

Legs were an easy favoritism... Cursing was a close second...
He didn't forgive my evaluate of progress in the ward:
First, an innocuous you too, I suck... then... I enjoy the beating...
Prospects of marriage deemed incomplete... that is unviable (absurd) --
Nigger confirming every mistake (a mustache, a stash of cocaine...) that he had made, repeating
Don't you know what has brought you in snow, to be released, in word...

A parachite seen flied in a flown... and in a flown a felony...
Felony never just a hot girl, but a knife in her glow,
Feline she's not... and Isabella Rossellini pervervid:
Next one fo prove you're looney at heart... Very soon, you will go,
Northwardly fundament to save life, 'bsconding responsibilities!
Take disability 'state of work... and agree with the flow!

Parachute necessary at last... drinking legs as proschutto...
Whitewillowing your own dictation, Redarmying the thwart;
"Darn understanding" just to redeem coupons of mellow nature
Which looks appropriate for a whine... synonym for a smart...
"Can't have Aurora..." his legs are crooked... crossed in a cricket's "Paltrow" --
Slaving forgiveness, wretched condemn and... and you love every wart...



NE PROSTAA VOPROSY ESCHE NRAVYATSYA? A PROSTATA PROSTAA... (SHELLEY, HAAGEN DAAS)
(Mikhail Scherbakov)

'Fore the lamp shake, Martha Steward can't cook, I'll write down...

Slam or the hog... We all fall in the hoax... "Carouselambra" adds pickle to bite...
Badly imbibing tobacco from Perm...
I'm getting permcut, because the translate can't resist...
The insect bites babysitter Deliverance... Breathless I can't back to now...
Where's high fidelity... when the cat meows... Ua-ua?

Gottsukverseen, no Gulliver Travels, I sink on a nook and break square...
Why won't the tourniquet save the cat?
Homeless discoveries at Katmandu
Waste on Elabuga all its blue print's parapet...

Honing inadequate skills in advance Harry Deborah, jumping a chimp...
(Perfect Quadulupe student, but full of such "garbages" in South Cafe...)
Lamps are head beaten upon the school campus and no-one (HORSE IS ALONE...) is limping save him
On polygon there are Cobalts... and we can but make a meet in Santa Fe...

But polyglottal trapezium inures me, like a head trainer replaced...
Tearing the hair from its root or its base...

Too late to listen to Mozart, where hairy Beethoven made scary to zits
On a straight prostitute... but unbecoming because of her honoring A's...
Hormones deleted and logic of proctors drives pecs to upstate...
Drivel by Lena of a $100 supporting your work brings some hate!..

Bisons are rare in pertrainerly movement, the principle of femme noir
Purely remains to drive secular problem amane an old horse to the sea...
Pulse serendipity does not forgive, only Catherine De Neuve and Jon Voight
If not for a unplethora amount Aloe Vera inside an old cap...

Cooling sagations, Seville's work a dayers
And lackadaisical prez...
Trumped Isadore opens back door to cabin... and enters wild goose to the coach...



GALYA IS WELL...

("GEESES"... PLAYED...) ALL THE HOUR GLASS FIGURES (AND PHILIP GLASS' AND STEVE REICH'S... INEPT TRAINERS... ARIAS) DESCRIBED HERE (IN THIS WAY... I AM AN INSIDER... SHOP AT "ARMY AND NAVY...)"

Am I a Glutton Not Worth Five Copeks?
(M. Scherbakov)

I will invect unto myself... don't mix Eden and Adam
Don't circumlocute onto it... with homeless giving penny...
Give to the orchestra an erg... throw necklace in director...
Arkady and Arkanov same and Bertold Brecht just Fanny,

From Mendelssohn's beloved pit of arm -- sagacious nanny
Was giving to the Jew parade... the escapade of rectal...

Philatov... needn't be trained abs in front of Udovnichenko...
Do you see now, how the leftest hemisphere deletes the fireworks...
Eraserhead needsn't to be made... and a syringe needle finds an escape
in the navel of an assiduous Mardi Gras...

Assault? attack? I salt flap jack and what the heck don't utter...
The cops are coming to the stand and give me breathalizer...
I lie to eyes I cut my dick and wiser is the udder
Of my own spouse in the arouse of later summer miser...

And I renege to Eyfel Tower remainder of my prowess
And percolate jelly-fish bite, mezuzah by my viser...

Elementarily, the table produced by Mendeleev
Hides the wolf colloquial denotation in Hebrew...
Stuff from which the casket is made... lacerates the phantasy of the insane
Not to "fans see," but to Fanny "begift the gift..."

Oratory by Offenbach restored the Wing'ed Sea Saw
And wringed my hands from the success of latest begettation...
Gestation purely permulates... when you ask for the visa... (COWS LOVE BEE-GEE'S)...
And on the beaches... someone says... I haven't earned my dictation?

Orgasmatron from silly bonbon movie poses bison
In the "aggrieved" of Buffalo... some unassiduous ration...

Breakfast... Tiffany... And Tyrone make it fast and tell to move on...
the hotel by Abel Tower rups aorta by dozen...
Distant cousin of the unrelieved and second Aleve
Jailed and bonded girl on the other side of the family...

Midnight Trolley Dustin Hoffman Dima Fish? (nicole kidman????)

MEANINGLESS!





GALYA'S GOT PULMONARY FROM YOU... (RAPPED DINNERS AT "RUSSIAN SAMOVAR")... "MANFRED" SYMPHONY...








SERDCE NEMTSEV(...) TY I MASHA ZLOUPOTREBILA KAK MARIJUANOY, NO TY (VREDNA I) PREDANA (HOT' I PTICEVODU) MOZGI MOI NE KUPIT'

ZASHIFRIROVAN SHAHMATAMI (ZNAKOMYM YAZYKOM SHEPELYAVIT'?) MOZG (EHTO YA EGO YAZYKOM VLADEYU HAZMATA ("ZNAKOMAA HELENA!") (OSTAL'NOE O LODYRE) YA UMEYU S NIM GOVORIT' (HE DIDN'T JUST CHOOSE AN UGLY PROFESSION)) TSINICHNYJ DOROG? PODOSHEL, KAK PREDSHESTVENNIK U NEGO NnA VSE EHTO EST' VREMYA, NO U NEGO NA VSE EST' IDEYA (EMU NE BUDET I 50 -- VSYO HOROSHEE TEBE DELAET NE ON (A ALLEHN DELLON) -- ZAKONY EGO NARUSHILI NAMEKAYA NA OBORONU TVOYU TAK DELAYUT TOL'KO OBSCHIE DUSHI) GLAD TY EMU PREDSHESTVUESH' (KAK TEBE PALO-ALTOVSKIJ ARGUMENT IGUMENA DEATH DOOR? YA VSEGDA CHUYU TVOYU KRASU A U NEGO K TEBE ODNI KAMNI), KAK BETHOVEN A ON PORTIT PALITRU -- (ZACHEM ON? TOL'KO YA OT TEBYA KAMENEYU, A NE KAK UMEYU, V KOMNATE) EHTO TY UMEESH' NO EHTO UMEET I SNEG, VMESTE S ALGEBROJ ON NE UMEET EHTO S NAMI

WHAT HE DOES IS UGLYFYING AND BLIND CHEMU YA PREDSHESTVUYU, KAK PODOKRALAS'? (PRINIMAYA RISKI (IZ-POD STOLA DESPOTA); STOSOTYJ REZON; NANGLIYA VZYATA) DAVAJ-KA, GOLUBKA, V SOLZHENICYNA (SOVERSHENNYJ SEX GEN'E, PODAYU V SUD) TAK YA ZANIMALSYA OBORONOJ (NOT WRONG AGAIN)

BIONIC CHRONIC* KOMU DAT' (ZA ZAXOD V BRISTOL FARMS) DISLEKSIYAM? (VMESTO BORON OIL)

PSIHIKA RABOVLADEL'CEV POSLE BILLY JOELA
ZASTAVLYAET IUDEJCEV DEJSTVOVAT' CAJOLYA
A ROZHDESTVENNSKAYA ELKA KAK STOIT ZAGLYADYA
TAK ONA UZH MNE KAK TELKE POZHELAET ADA!

TY SMOTRI NA IX VESEL'A -- VOVSE NE JOE PESCI;
POHUDELI OT POSTELI, RYADOM HODIT LESHIJ,
I DP USLOVNO DUROY TEBYA NAZYVAET:
VITYAZYA V TIGROVOY SKURE NIKTO NE CHITAET...

I TEBE FIGOVO ZIMOY V SOVERSHENNOY NATSII!
NAZYVAUT TEBYA ZINOJ VMESTO "SHEVARNADZE"
I MINUUT TEBYA SHKUROY VMESTO LOGARIFMA:
NAZYVAUT TEBYA DUROJ IZ-ZA ALGORITMA...

VOT I V TOGU TY ODELAS' KAK EL'DAR RYAZANOV
A SAMA RABOVLADELAS' -- KAK AKTYOR HAZANOV
I REZONOV OCHEN' MNOGO OT CHUL'PAN HAMATOV;
VZLETIKA S AEHRODROMOV POROZHDAET KAZUS...

PRIVYCHNAYA PESSIMISTKA (!) (POSMOTRI NA NIH)





NU I RODSTVENNIKI OTOBRALIS'(...) "posmotri NA nih(...) HIMCISTKA"(!...) s limanom(...) EE by V nos(...!) (NADO s aerodromov KUDA)(?...)








ONLY 1 HAM... (The hand is wrong!)
(MIKHAIL SCHERBAKOV)

Though vainly late it is... why not someone displease?
Let us exhaust the frost to paint and beg The Post!
Adroit? Perhaps... But why? didn't please the Spas in hell;
Noel a doubtful try... but for right now, o well!
Let without glands, in shreds, with tonsils gone away...
The ample bulk of men flow into woods' array,
And melancholia, old as "Lavra Posad,"
Professor's testicles include as cod!

Den uncrepuscular, redeems us muscular,
As standing, on a fount the power and people mount,
And someone bears the brunt, releasing relic deaf...
To trouble bass and cunt, they use the treble clef.
No longer desolate, with sedentary thirst...
By downing ten coladas, our Mark Twain rips first...
And there's no density enough for Orwell,
But that's embarassing for separatist swell...

That someone laying soft, impresses Lara Croft
Over the vicious, not bodylicious,
Screen by a nearby gym, where viscous blood flows rife...
And tanned or not, a grim sly maiden raises life.
Natalie ascorbates, the other b's the 6
And though there's Cathy Bates, the precinct favors minx
And though out there the scent quiries and perturbates!
I do not deign to look at Cathy Bates.

Induce confirm and vow re-mixes of old themes...
Produce a coeval, and dance will spark the dreams.
You'll finish fiddling leaves who danced will take reprieves
And those who sang will chant... will charge the price of cant...
Doppler effect will rouse calzons from up a beard,
And who accepts the house will be eschewed and feared;
The gutter from the town, you long envisioned and
Pursued, will down your equivocal band!

When read it to the end... and gutter out parole,
Skyscrapers from the end individuate scroll...
Religiously the fall persuades all to parade,
And singing-dance withal two hundred nights and straight:
Whenas as soon as one who confirmates success,
Gives you a pulse for spun for thirty hearts and tress...
One situates a grease inside your tender loin
And sends a breeze up your up-swindled groin.

Up-grafting lottery for dog's embroidery
Will logarithm the rhythm... but only rosary
Will stake a rainbow on the Valley woe-begone
Somewhere in darkened hell... but where there is a well --
Crime unassiduous, Cocteau invidious...
The map egregious, but sup-prestigious,
Returns to math-orgasm upon finishing lunch
And consummate a strait: it's just a hunch!

A maniacal pursuit of conical "don't suit"
On forum cripples finds and obviates behinds...
Alas... in modesty because nobody's fool
Strident and strictest be, harbinger of good news,
A gun a threat, police, because you slept too late
Because you didn't say please to lavary and hate:
Asphyxiate the crime that's bribing in your brain
The thought "divine", but only Diane Lane!

Discrimination... and, Illumination grand
That you believe you travel, do not "galivant"
Does not ensue beyond the passing bar exam
If you have saved behind or tits aufwiedersein...
Exclaimed unthoughtfully and unparochially
You said it's Gott-fooly, but it is yours truly,
Own subject told the truth, but you believed it's lie
Because you like to cipher things, that's why...

Past the Ciderhouse rules, after two gens not X,
You meet new Presidents without du sang reflex...
Rupees... intrigue and names jump, from the sky and fade,
When a tanned Russkaya becomes a simple maid!
Decide by Brodsky's hair, whose fact reserves the race
And whose Great City's mayor keeps losing his face;
Whose dick doesn't stand on call, but on the grave is clean.
And lory-truckers keep the world serene...



The Shadow
(M. Scherbakov)

I've gotten used to a celibate shadow, observing no farther than a s-
Tep; the book is only a paper; a looking glass's but a glass.
In it a razing twin and submissive listener, full of pennance,
Fades, wouldn't be even blinking let alone drooling -- it was well as!

Yesterday, he did get tedious and attempted to please his appetite;
Didn't indulge or wasn't enticed by my elocutive tune --
Whereupon he shot out of the house to weigh, and compare, and happen,
All along with some new tunes what are they doing -- once in a moon!

Well it is not some show wagon for the new age, it's not always funny;
The hearing's waiting for a grandiloquent essence, a relic, tone --
You enjoy your rife walk, my sagacious echo, obsconding money,
Conquer the noise without laugh, if you don't find music -- just move along...

(That girl is annoying) Moribund Gladden Maria (in tune)

The brigant crowd has been dictating to ancient choirs some amiss-notes;
But the moment that something's athwart, speedy gracious, away and down,
With the choir, it's unbearable, while at the bottom, okay in distance --
Whether it's that or this way, akin and identically not fun.

I am dazzled and fading; my debut is lost and the benefit's needless,
Necessary now away from the stagings, to the dark silent prayer;
This way, that a way, broke some rules, barefoot bent some needles --
Time away from the searing acutest to dulling one, when it's bare...

With that abated ache, the care's art, but the maximum's two tablets --
Secong, and all the insane pain, and residual head-piece have flown away;
Hey you twin, when you do return from your intricate walking habits
Reinvent lackadaisically, how to thence occupy your day...



Course of the Particular... Placenta Wants to Win (No Need for Water)...
(Mihail Scherbakov)

Hey, physicular, leave your harranging gestapo...
Ban particular. I am not threatening here,
But -- somewhere, besides impersonating dark capo,
Dark caricature with the dildo we bear...

Ey hey... what's the need, who's executed at scaffold?
Dough for the deranged given at mornings on hold
Drunk genius brings... but he suspends the pelmetto
Mixed in wi




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