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ONI PAKUUT CISTYE VOLOSY S PASTETOM I LUKOM (INOGDA VKLUC

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KURTKU SNYAL -- XOROSHO, NO NE POVLIYAL
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I YAZYK SVOJ V PORYV GLAVNOGO IZ GOS"
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I TO BYL MOJ OTETS -- NEGR I XUESOS.

Hey man,

Move to Seattle! Your mind might thrive in LA, but you already know all that. Seattle is a perpetual paradise. Last night, I had an incredible, extraordinary sushi meal, head and shoulders above Koji's. Toro was a tongue slider; every piece of every sushi was like a perfect 8-line poem, or like a young, pretty girl's pussy. The Chef, by the name of Shiro Kashiba, was the first sushi chef to arrive in Seattle in 1966. Manu other chefs have studied under him. He is still the best, and if you ate there, you'd know what I'm talking about.

("I NA EHTO MY DADIM TABLETKU -- RESTORATIVE PERIOD, NOEL... POTERYAL TALANT") A O CHEM ESCHE PELA ALLA PUGACHEVA? --O CHEM S NIM GOVORIT'? OBRATITES' K SERGEU BRINU ILI K SEKTORU GAZA (MEN'SHE K FILATOVU) "ONA RODILA TOGO" (SAMA TOGO NE XOTYA OT NERAJSKOGO KAMERTONA I ONI NA EHTO VNIMANIE OBRATILI) GENERAL NE UMIRAET OT OBERTOK V MOSKVE, KAK V MOJAVE -- GOVORYU PRI GONORE KAKIX XIRURGOV OTBIRAYUT I TAK IGRAYUT NA PIANINO -- TOE-FETISHIST SAKRALEN, "SAMOZAKALYON" VKUS KIMONO PROTIV OKUDZHAVY, "BEZ DYMA NET OGNYA" POFLIRTUJ ZA PLINTUS I BROS'

I've done some shopping: bought $100 worth of clothes, and $200 worth of books. Today I'm going to hit a thrift store, a bar, and a few other places. Man, I wish I could drink.

There's more to life than thinking and fucking. Neil Young said it well: "I wanna live, I wanna give, I've been a miner for the heart of gold." That's right -- a miner. Toe sucker and pussy eater. And a late nite, high, sitter & macchiato drinker at Bauhaus Coffee and Books. Step out and go for a walk in your new jacket. Think about pussy, scat and porn in some wide and spacious downtown alley under the sky. Seattle girls have the best legs and feet and their faces are luscious, skin like Japanese, thin and svelte. Here you can be your better self and see it in others.

We all swim in the same ocean.

Love,
Genia

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раздел: юмористическая поэзия
дата публикации: Dec 7, 2018

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