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A KAK TEBE "TROLLEYBUS"? ("PUST' BEDSTVUET"?) DLYA TOGO... PRI MATERI

ПОЭТ ЭМО

IGRAVSHEY V VOLEYBOL... POSLE "PIAZZA MATEI"... ADMINISTRATOR, SPLETAVSHIY PAL'TSY NOG PO KIMOVSKIM SPEKTAKLYAM? (POTOM TREMYA AL'BOMAMI RAZBIT' LOBOVOE?) LYUBYM SPOSOBOM NEDOHODLIVOMU INFARKT? IZDEVAT'SYA NAD YAYTSAMI? (PRINCE HARRY IDEAL)... GAY SEX INFATUATION AND COVERING IT UP WITH RAZZLING AND EMBARRASSING DENUDING OF CRIMES TO DE-ENERGIZE... (TO DEPRIVE ONESELF OF THE OBLIGATION AND HASSLE TO CROSS-SEXUALLY (IF YOU'RE AN AUTHOR... AND NOT INTO SOLE TORTURE...) LIKE A CORRUPT AND AGGRIEVED COP... MASTURBATE WHAT TURNS INNOCUOUS AND (PRO RELIGIOUSLY...) TYPICAL WORD... "MISSIVES"... "ZAMSHEL..." "DAMSELS..." ETC.... (THE MOST POPULAR NAME... MICHAEL)... TALENTED PEOPLE POOR... MAKES THEM FAINT... ABS HARD... (RESULT: LATE WORK... IV LEAGUE SCHOOL DRIVEL)...

KOLESOVAT' ZA POLNUYU PROTIVOPOLOZHNOST' KLEVETOY? (SIMVOL RISOVOE POLE...) V OBSCHEY UZDE? VOT TEBE ROB REINER (I YA... V OBSCHEM... TAKOY TRENER)... OTNOSHENIE SKRYTOE PEREDELOCHNOE, VNEOBSTOYATELEVOE... RASSCHITANNOE NA SRYVY... I KAK TUT NE SHEN'E I V.V.? (S ZHENEY VKUPE)... (OTNOSHENIE K "RYBAKU")... DRUGIE "DEUTSCHE-OBRAZNYE" PEREVODCHIKI K NEMU KAK K RULETU, (KAK K BEREZOVSKOMU... NA AZOVSKOM MORE...) ONI K NEMU KAK K TRENERU... (TRENIROVAT' MUSKULY -- TRENIROVAT' FISH?) "OBYCHNYY POEHT"... OSTAYUTSYA KRUGLYE POPKI... I VSYO... "PRYGAJ S MOSTA" (I SKAZHI MOEY EHTO)... "AVSTRALIA..."

MENYA NE UPREKNUT' V LOKAL'NOM POSTUPLEN'I...
ZA KILOTONY ZLA YA VIZHU LISH' ODNO,
KOGDA CHTOBY PREDUPREDIT' OZNAKOMLEN'E
REZONOM UVOLNYAT' PRIVODITSYA "VINO..."

KAK STVOL SEMI RUZHEY -- TA NA OKRAYNE KLUMBA...
GDE BEDSTVUET "RAYTSENT," A ON SEBE ZHIVET:
LOYALEN K PUSTYAKU AVTORIEY KOLUMBA...
PRENEBREGAYA ZLO, GNEVYAS' NA OBOROT...

PROBLEMU PRIVLESTI DOPUSTIM OT KLEVRETSTVA
NAZVANOYU DOSTUP'... KAK PODSTUP' KO ZAMKU...
CHEM EHTO STROEVEY PROSTOGO LYUDOEDSTVA?
RYAZANOVU SKAZHI, KAKUYU TYAG "TRESKU..."

KAK S KITTY GENOVESE "DLYA BLEZIRU" SHANTAZH... KOGO TO UBIVAUT... I NIKTO NE SKAZHET... (PERSONALITY DELETION TO SPREAD AND CREATE WHORES)... E.G., POOR GYMS...

USTINOV GODA ROZHDENIA GAL'KI (SKOL'KO TAM BYLO TONOV...) "BRAT, OTROKOM"... ANKARA... FUTBOLKA SOGLASILAS'... RECH'' KEHRROLA OTRESHIT'' BEZUMNOE... NA PADENIE S POLOK... (PUSHKIN NE RESHILSYA)...

V SERAGLIYAX, VZYAV MOLOT; "UGLY, NO VSE UDALOS'"... LYUBIMAYA PEVITSA... SHERYL CROW... (POPUSCHENOE NA BELOM SOLNTSE... SLISHKOM MNOGO OTPUSKAL OT TALONOV)... V DETSKOM SADE -- RUCH'YOM... KROV'... (REAL'NO)... DOLZHNY PREPODAVAT' KRAV-MAGU I SADO-MAZO...

"I muzyka, kak na balu v Tyuehnri"... Mihail Scherbakov

Mansy v ottiskah; i sila v pirozhkah,
Ne proniknovenna sado mazo serd'...
Vnuchek dedushchatoj linii, chto strah
Chrez Ahmatovu ustroit krugovert'...

V chreslax ustritsy... i v chreve... moloko:
(ZHIZN' U OTCA PROSHLA... UGROZA YAYTSAM... MALO SHIROTY...) Rokirovka udalosya u groma...
Ehto Afrika na Novoy Zemle, Ko...
Na angliyskiy... chtob lyubov' soshla s uma...

Charen Zoschenko... I Fima ne garson
(ne vse... Shay Laren)... Deva s karimi glazami... fimiam...
(Zachem mne RV Steve'a McQueena)? za chto lyubyat Vostochnuyu pesnyu Scherbakova... Za voshodom sobiraut (KAK VYGLYADET BABUSHKIN MUSOROPROVOD...) v osnovnom... vinovaty zapisi Mustafidi... garnizon
Po velikoy cherepaxe (Krepche, Robert Fitzgerald...) huy nuzhno naperchit'? Gotov'sya k rozgam... (NET VYHODA: EST' GOVNO...) Ataman... (slavno, chto ne ativan -- skazala ta zhe Ahmatova...) U DEDUSHKI OTORVAT' ZHIZN'!



ONA ZA TROMBY ("MY OGLYADYVAYAS' VIDIM LISH' RUINY")... A SVOEY MAMOY (SHVEDKI I FINKI EY NRAVYATS

A:) BAL'-SHOY ZHELCHNYJ PUZYR'...

KAK RUKI RASSMATRIVAYUTSYA: U NEYO NET UZHE TOGO NOSA... (PO KOMMERCHESKIM PRICHINAM)...

MAME RAZNYE KONTUZY I POSEREDINKE...
GDE UCHILSYA... KAK UCHILSYA, CHEM PROBILI TOKOM?
ALISTAR POSEL'DEN GIL'ZE... I RAZUBEDILI
DAT'SYA PERVOMU UROKU... OCHERYODNOY BOKOM...

I TEPER' U NEYO V BYVSHEM DRAKI S PROBNYM NOSOM...
STEPENI NE ZASLUZHILA... VYEHALA MAO
DOSOBSCHEGOVSKOYU PYOSOY... NE DRUZHIVSHI S GOSOM...
(PAVEL (UVALEN' PRIRODY)... "COMRADE") DOBRYJ DOBERMAN -- NE PINCHER... PYNCHEON NAD TOROSOM

VDNH!

The Water Has Flooded by Onion Don't Call Her Honey ;) Magomaev Short Hair-Cut (Margaritasville...), Studs Lonigan (Too Many Bees In My Brain)...

Amenhotep, oracularly I, derailing
Remembered yesterday that trailer-rig motif
In a crime ring, that you... deshelling and deshevelling
Descanted promptly not in doubt of who or if!

Yesterday witnessed I, how through Auvergnehat audit
Two-three violas, laminating like Sindbad,
While bated breathing pizzicato strings and cornets,
Prolongated... looking rather odd!

My alter-greetings. Chao... Period!

Esarhaddon, do you recall how inobliquely...
Closetedly -- like De Niro, Obolensky, and
Retired viscount, raised up that piece of clay uniquely,
While you ate your mesclun, sucked, and silent waned...

Yesterday I remarked, not sinuously waiving
How the trainheads forwarded that clay... for good...
Where bypassing a terrier, aluminum paper
They were pressing... have you understood?

Trench mortar here… You don't believe me? shoot.

Demolish quality, Anaximander. Remember
We dug that Bridge Erasmus, remeniscing pond
And you, amid Hungarian barbecue, September
Drew with watercolour, to paint black and round?

The wars brought little in the way of weighing-scaling...
The upscale ministry reneged and broke that girl
Starwars Renee, and latently no more derailing --
Reading Oggi and predicting swirl
Unscank the skunk and onenightstand the skurl...



"IS THIS FOR REAL?" HE... NO... ("POZHALUJSTA NAKAZHI EGO" SCHERBAKOV PROSTOY FANAT? DYADYA NAT, MAMA KROLEM PLAVAET? (VOLEVOY POGROM PROTIV GREBENSCHIKOVSKOGO FIKUSA)... KOTLET PEREVODCHIKAM V FUTBOL IGRAT' NE DAVAT'? U DYADI REKSA IMI NE KORMIT' (NAZYVAYA GOST'U ZA MICHAEL'A JACKSON'A MAMASITA)? THAT MEANS, HIS RECTAL IS GIVEN... PRITOM VYRAZHAYA SIMPATIYU (TEPER' PYATOYU), CHTO YA IGRAL V RASSISTSKIY VOLEYBOL... (NE VOLEY "VITRAZHA")... CHEM ONA INTRIGOVALA S KAKIM POLOM YA SNIMAYU KINO BYL VOPROS... NO EHTO BYL NE VOPROS... NA KONTSERTE ISPOLNITELEY, YA ZAMETIL TOGO (TRANSLATOR)... EHTO BYLA EGO OBLAST' (NICHEM BOL'SHE... NE PEL ON PESNI)... ON PERESMOTREL IZBIRATELEY... OSUDIL PRAVOVOZHDENIE... I SCHERBAKOVU VSHIL POD REBRO... (SREDI SEL'DEY I SEL'DEREY, BUFFALO EXCHANGE V EHTOM NE BYLO ZADEYSTVOVANO, I AMERICAN APPAREL IZ LA TOZHE) IZ EGO PEREVODOV I TSYRKACHKI... POTOMU CHTO YA NE IZ MOSKVY... MNE SIDET' S PEROM V GRUDI MEZH MOREVYH ZAKATOV... (EHTO BYLA PUSHKINA POLKA KNIG... "ATY-BATY... MENYAYTE SHHUNY I V BAKALEYU... PROSTO SOHRANITE MEHMAT") MAMA V POPONAH PREVZOSHLA SEBYA OT ZAVISTI... (OT ZAVISTI ZAPORY...)

DR. IZBIRATELI I EHTO MAMA PONIMALA -- POEHZIA DLYA ZAVISTI (A OT PYNCHEON'A I SLOVARYA... "PINIONS"... TY ZHDALA DRUGOGO?) A OT EHTOGO DAMY PRIBAVLYAUT VES -- RAVNODUSHNO BARYSHNIKOVU I PREZHNEMU ZEVESU... (UCHTI MNOGIE SUZHDENIYA... ESLI "MAMASITA", TO VSE ODINAKOVYE)... KAK ODNA KNIGA VLIYAET NA PROCHTENIE MNOGIH... BARBARISKA! POCHEMU EDINSTVENNUYU KNIGU, KOTORUYU STOILO SOHRANIT', VYBROSILI NA RZHAVCHINU? (I TY TAK VYGLYADESH'...) NIKTO INOY, KAK SEM'YA MOYA! (PEREVODCHIK SUMEL PROSUNUT'SYA V PODUSHKU MOEY CHETVERTOGO KURSA VOZLYUBLENNOY (NE V KUBE IZ-ZA RUSSKOY GEKUBY)... PREDPOCHTI TRET'EGO! (SCHERBAKOV S TEH POR ZHALUETSYA...))

KARENINA ANGLIYSKAYA PRIVILA KOKAINU
BEZEHTIKI KATENINA NA DVA I TRI RUBLYA,
ITOGOM EHTOY NECHISTI STROEN'YA KLASSA: INU
VPERYOD... KATRINU ZA UGOL A ROSLOGO -- GDE VSYA

KAPEL' DLYA NADZIRATEL'STVA I DAL'SHE PRINUZHDEN'YA,
A HIMIYA KAK UCHITSYA? GUDOK I AN-GUDOK...
OPASLIVO IZ AFRIKI, I VSE LUBILI PREN'YA
NEISTOVY I LASKOVY KAK DOLGA VOZVRAT VSROK!

KAK NA REKE TAM GOLUBI, A V KLASSE -- NADZIRAN'E
I TOT ZHE OTCHEPAVLOVCHIK NA POEHTESSU DNYA
PRIVODIT ARGUMENTY VSE -- I EHNGEL'SA, I VAN'. YA
NA WIKI GLYAZHU SHAL'CHIVO... I VZHAR' NA RUBINA!

KOKETKA RASPRAVLYAETSYA S SISTEMNYMI NE K SROKU,
YAPONKA EHTO VSPYL'CHIVO, A BELLE -- UDELIV DEN'
I VYALO EYO SCHOGOLYAT RAZDETOYU POROKU;
I ZRYA EYO BEZBEDUYUT DLYA EHTIH ANNKAREN!

Empty Scull From Abroad Languid Tone, Threatening The Knowledge Of English (One answer -- Lutein)
(Mikhail Scherbakov)

Grease helps establish a baroque como esta and why a rogue
And always answer is serene -- you're a professor spleen...
I knew its levity by heart and in depravity could start
To desolate precise day, two with how do you do,
To threaten by a birch's bark for how she goes to churches dark
And there besmirches living tongue into fair roach's lung!
One needs ten steps and forty moons to coalesce and play a loon
But to play mobster in disguise one needs net cluster... lies:
Falsetto's false, the heel is crooked; the thirty-two teeth look like hooved --
Teamsterial tutorial makes me say "sorry all"...
Like Gorbachev-Bichevskaya, by goblet each, Granevskaya
Forswearing twine from gamadril, that lived in Israel!
Someone in terror to die young, when he's played freely Jean Poplan
And frequented by Jesuit who has been told not yet
Can well expect accusation for being John Jameson by the shin
And yet Jim Bean by starry calf, indeed clever by half
But once not twice -- you can't be sued twice having lived (in your pursuit)
With too much clay, and too much calk... to earn my lay, I stalk;
Remains to hang, and to subdue ambition play without ado
And to berate and to espouse: how do you rate my nous?


Certainly There from Germans, Sympathizing From Mushrooms
(VLADIMIR VYSOTSKY)

It's storming whole day, and blackmail
From horses flowing down the ocean
By Slutsky... instigate a mail,
That I'm behaving like a snail...
And ferretting the meaning lushly...

When I just bleakly understand,
Not every cock is worth remand...

Naively, I disparage types
As guides to model's application
Having described of the forehypes
Upon a sea -- the lush betides
Of two ships, herpes catching crassly...

When I just celibacy rock...
Because George Czell too has good cock...

Religion slowly to negate
(A skunk passing)... Nastasya... Hodosh, from the requiem
Implease a horror's heaven's gate (not yet ass)
From telling to a tress... not yet
When tress is male that's simply hating them?

A mole has jumped upon a skin...
And they discover love within...

(It's dynamite)... Dilate, Alibaba, your vibe
(Baba Yaga...)...
Don't rocket citrusly to Russia
Ramones' def rockets... for the thrive
Of indiscriminatory jive….
Gubernatorially Carlson's!

And Eupatorially brave...
Because hasn't for that yet forgave.



NA VOPROS... S KAKIM POLOM... OPREDELYONNO:

On Biceps and Longevity, We Split (Forbes College) Bad Push Ups? (One promise kept?)
(M. Scherbakov)

Help-less was the process of wars and boxes on the ears:
Whereas you dress an orthodox, he is not always there,
No how from the birth to the ending, will he say, of comperes --
That foe is a man to all men and not a brother faire!

Inkjet -- see him using the printer, purchased by his sis --
Aztecs' anti-sexual bring-door to the tech-profess
Diabole call him bravely and tacid, for he got some good eds --
A wolf, he is tightly professing huguenottal press!

Abs are incremental his passion... Peredelkino
Sabraly is his consumation on the broken nose...
And if driving is his occupance... with the fuel or no,
Endless he is seeking commupance at U.C. or close...

Trunkly of an elephant sitting in the buduar
Drunkly she is sowing or knitting vocabulary --
Tasty it pertains to be "Britting" in USSR
"Hasty, are we wedding or shitting, Madame Bovary"?

Objet of papaya and Hyatts... veritable speak...
Of the lepered Hiltons and Bayards ushering some slack --
Inject a brave lord on the bunny side of his left-most cheek,
And yet if no money no honey, he pronounces back...

"Beat-you" for the housing and whore-lord ended in fracas...
Three two, diacletian warlord starringly pronounced;
Some shelfs goes then homeward, not angel, but neither a jackass...
But wolf is each tongue of the regiment, not a man nuanced!

Nose is unschemato cadavered by a flying corpse;
Moses? ultimatum a coward, utterly ignored!
Psyche ward as an end to millenium barely incepted? Worse?
Thigh-ward, our togetherness venom, "Diehard" room and board!

BONUS SONG: BUT EHH; NOT AH! http://www.sovetskaya-estrada.ru/load/tolkunova_valentina/quot_akh_natasha_quot/10-1-0-303

LEPS OR HOMCHIK, SEEK SOME INSPIRATION (NO NEED TO PERSPIRE)! "ZNAY SEBYA", NO SESTRA LISHILAS' GONGA "NA SAMOM SVETLOM GREBNE VODOPADA..."

I VYYTI VNOV' K BOL'SHOY VODE...




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