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OCHEN' HOROSHIJ CHELOVEK... (PROCHITAT' NA LATINSKOM...

ПОЭТ ЭМО

YA VYSHEL V LYUDI!) PRINUDITEL'NAYA SISTEMA V LITERATURE 

(CHTENIE KIEVA PRI ZAKATE... "NE VER' TELU...") -- POMNI "BLAGOVEST" SHOK TSELANU I MEMUARISTAMI (KAZHDYJ STISHOK) CHTOB ARESTOVALI UNIVERSITETY ZA PRAVIL'NYJ VYBOR OBUVI (OLENNOE SOREVNOVANIE S VIZBOROM POPAST' POD FARY! NE DELAJ NICHEGO, ESLI TY PEREVODCHIK -- VINOVAT PERED L*I*STOM) SOKRUSHAJSYA V OBVINENII V KRAZHE DENEG BACKED UP BY THE LEAST LIKELY CHARACTERIZATION FROM THE GET-GO ACQUAINTANCE (ANGLED AT AN "OBSCONCED" SEXUAL ORGAN, CITGO SIGN... LATER "SKERTSO" -- "READ THE FACE")

PO UHABAM ESCHYO RAZ POTOM V HAR'KOV ZADIROJ PROTIV VITAMINOV LECHASCHEMUSYA I IZLECHIVAYUSCHEMU (RAZBIRAYUSCHIJSYA CHELOVEK POEXAL V DANIYU ISKAT' ZAJTSA, ILLYUZION -- SPOSOB ISSTREBIT' YAYTSO "DRUGIE POTREBUUT")

VYDERU LUCHSHEE, SAMOE DILEMMNOE, (DLITEL'NOST'YU STIXOV)
ZNAVSHEE BUDUSCHEE, SDELAVSHEE MEX:
(ON THE SCALES TRENERU POSLE ABILIFY) SUICID ZA DIPLOM, V ZAVISTI ZAKONNOE
OBVINEN'E VRACHOM (THREAT -- EX-"ZEHK": OCHEN' HOROSHIJ PEREVODCHIK NO NADO PRIBAVIT' ("PUST' ROZHU NAB'YUT...") "POCHEMU-TO" OT SUICIDNOGO BUDUSCHEGO PREDLOZHENIYA POGUTINA ISPOLNITELEM! BUD' VOZMUTITELEM OT KOSINUSA (PODTVERZHDYONNOE KOSMOSOM V "2013"...); DEVERYA FARY AVTOMOBILYA) ZA SHEKSPIRA SMEX...

(A MAN CAN'T STOP FUCKING, SO THE RIGHT IS WRONG)! "TY O CHYOM GOVORISH'?" (SAMOE GLAVNOE BABA LYUBA... PERED TELEVIZOROM) SAMOE GLAMURNOE (DRUG-TUROK S TAKIMI GLAZAMI... PRI CHYOM TUT "VSE SROKA UZHE ZAKONCHENY"?  A RYUKZAK UKRALI PRI SDACHE TEZISA, "SONETY PISHI", ZNACHIT) I EHTO OT "OBRAZOVANNYX"  ("SPASI MNE CHEST'" PEREVODCHIK, TY TOL'KO EHTIM ZANIMAESH'SYA, INACHE PARALICH "NEPRAVDA, CHTO BYSTROV"...)
CHTOB PRIKLEIT' ROGA I PRIKAZAT' "STOP"... (POSLE "NE TOL'KO", POTERYAL ESCHYO ODNOGO DRUGA)
OBMANUT', IBO VRACH -- ("ON DEN'GI STARALSYA UKRAST'" INTERMEDIYA 10 "JURASSIC PARK" S PERVOGO MOMENTA ZNAKOMSTVA) CHTO-TO EST' TUZHURNOE (ESS IST DIE WAHRHEIT) ROBOTIC LIFE, I'M AN ANGEL COMMITTED TO LIE, LET MY SENTENCE BE COMMUTED "TO THE SAME COMMITTEE" IS A CRIME
OT PROKLYAT'YA DRUGIX -- VES' SHANTAZH OT BAB...

ZAKLYUCHENIE OT MUDROSTI, TE PANTSYRYA NA ISTOSHNUYU PUBLIKU... "ON UZHE GOMOSEK" (GOLOVA NA BLYUDE, PROS'BA PUSHKINA VYEBAT'SYA OT "PAMYATNIKA"! VY BUDETE U NEYO V BUDUARE?) ESCHYO ODNA ZHENA POEHTA POMENYAT' GLAZA MESTAMI "CAN'T DO "CAN'T""... THERE IS TIMBUKTU NATE "BUHTU"... NATE DOGG...



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We May Not Get there On Time... the Soldier's Planida Comes Back to Bite... Whom Pavel Called "Friend"
(Mihail Scherbakov)

"This is treacle, sugary blending" IVAN URGANT HURRICANE KATRINA

Hojaido belated in hell barber shop quartet
And latent in heaven repartee to humiliate the grandma,
Not losing the bar exam or the promenader
Whole stretch, from the androgenous indigene to the ska

Amenoreic inconstancy unathlete
Adherent in only military on-clothings --
No onslaught on slaughterhouse with Beethoven nosing,
In cows, as in cars tempestuing an esthete!

The seminary.  Lajka dog and Lupina cat,
Loufah castigating laptop and selling candy...
Bon Jovi on Mama Cass with his homeless vending
Omnivorous and obstreperous restaurant

What have you -- Madonna naked in a divine
Post-Shakespeare... play pose Zhitomer-like post-Zhitomer!
She died in that shot i potom Zhirinovsky pomer
Save Pugachyova from Caroline!

Joe Jackson --- how do you get past all these curly stars?
Spell curli and you're devoided of lunar crater,
Next year, when the train instant hook up says "see you later"
A nectar is like a necktie in a subpar

Subgum -- or a Reuben on Lexington, Bloomingdale's
A few doors down in an unreliquial indigestion.
What are you gonna pedant about tongue dictation?
Stop all that Sontag and Brodsky vale...

Thorazine and a guitar in a zoopark,
For someone, who has shown up at a Sonny concert --
Means Sonny in the Godfather, when he is dart-shot
And fleeing from Woody Allen and Teamsters' dark

Vague threat on his wife Mia Farrow and girlfriend art...
Take maidens by "Sovremennik" journal and gossip,
Leave Annette alone -- it's Bening, my entire classic
Re-cataloguing of what I've already done

Sob SOB and what's up Beethoven?  Alexie Blok,
New pornstar but under the auspices of Pogutin
Encompasses Lilya Brik and she wears begudi,
Reminding encapsulatingly my barogue

For instance and avid old company in restraint,
Repair and a doggystyle hamster intimation!
Pirogi in hell to Vaenga give ovation
But I walk sinless and say I ain't...

Remaining for tamahawk or else tamada
Old relic IHOP with vituperating mother
Seductoring the whole train of a strangler casa...
No one again will just tell me, da!




прочтений: 11
раздел: юмористическая поэзия
дата публикации: Sep 18, 2018

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