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PRAVIL'NYJ DIAGNOZ SCHERBAKOVA (PREDPOLOZHITEL'NYJ)… (TURBAZA OTDYX!) MOZG,-- NE ROZGI...

ПОЭТ ЭМО

ON TOZHE NE MOZHET!

GLUHIM GLINYANYM FORFOROM...
GIPODERMII KASHTANOM...
MADRIGALOM, I "BOSFOROM..."
SUSTENUTO, I NAGANOM...

NA KUROK, NADETYM S KOSTI,
NEVELIRUYUSCHIM BANKOM --
I NE BUDUSCHIM OT ZLOSTI...
POTOMU CHTO EST' S MONBLANKOM

BLANKI, SUETLIVEJ NUZHDY
KAZHDOJ... MUDROJ, POSTEPENNOJ --
TOL'KO ODIN EMU CHUZHDYJ:
"ZHENIXOV CHEREZ KOLENO"!

I EHTO TAK DUMAET KAZHDYJ (NE ZHIVUSCHIJ OBSCHIMI "BEZOBRAZIYAMI (?) DELO V ODNOM RAZE) ON NAVESHIVAET PETLYU DAZHE NA BURIME... SPROSIT' V SIEHTTLE, OTCHEGO IDET RABOTA

O CHYOM MAYACHIT I CHEM BOLEZN' DLITSYA
VKLYUCHAYA SHANTAZHI I NEDOLGI
"VSEM NADO ZHIT'"... SLUCHAETSYA NE SPITSYA
I NE DRUZHIT', SCHITAYA -- CHTO VRAGI

YAVLYAETSYA ZEMEL'NYM PERISKOPOM
NESCHYOTNOGO KOLICHESTVA LYUDEJ
VOT, NAPRIMER, SCHITAT', CHTO PO SUBBOTAM
MOGU IDTI YA V GYM -- IMET' YA GAY

KAK MODEL'ER, SKOREE METROSEXUAL
I NE ZEMLI SCHITAYA POD POLOJ
TAK DUMAET LISH' VYZHIVSHIY IN''EKTSIEY
EHKZESTENTS'AL, BESPOLYJ, I NAGOJ!

DRUGIE EMU VMENYAYUT GLINYANNO, SUTENYORSKI, BESPOLO I OPASNO "LEKARSTVAMI"!


Hey Chris,

Fucking pussy is one thing I prefer to do for money... I might make an exception for an ass. The other day, a hot homeless woman climbed into my RV and started sucking my cock. I watched the whole process with a kind of amused indifference. Reason? The money was missing. I slept the other day on the roof of Sofitel -- gotta thrive somehow!

I'm glad that I can finally pursue my erstwhile dream. Thank you for getting me that $900. There are things I need to get -- clothes, shoes, test. I've bought a Prof. strength Juiceman and a wheatgrass juicer for the mountain I haven't used once: I just can't afford the produce. I've had to wear the same clothes in LA for many many days -- thankfully, I got some good T-shirts. But I don't like to wear T-shirts! In Pasadena, where my RV is parked, I walk with my blazer behind me and holding up my short shorts, because they're about -- thankfully -- to fall. On the Mountain, I often walk naked. I know where to get some comfortable, cool clothes; I just need the dough.

That said, I'd still like to train people for free, and I don't care if people pay me for translating poetry. It would be nice -- and for the long project (EO), it would be necessary. I think it's appropriate for people who know my work to contemplate its value.

I really appreciate your sending me the Pavel book. I plan on getting a kettlebell and using it in my training, mostly for rehab and for distracted individuals. There is one exercise you have to learn: it's fun and it will heal your shoulder and work out your lungs. It's called the get-up. I'll send you the book, and would like you to have Mike take some pics of you doing it. I'll then tweak your form.

It's good of you to donate your unused laptop. As long as you're sure you won't need it! do you think it can handle 2 gigs of RAM?

Thanks a lot man, and I enjoyed reading about your work plan and the bread-n-pussy scenario. It will happen -- just send me the dough!

Thanks!

Love,
Genia




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раздел: юмористическая поэзия
дата публикации: Aug 10, 2018

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