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(MOSELEY WAS DECENT) (A TO NAKARKAEM BEDU) OT PREZHNEGO VREDA KIBERNETIKI I VITU RUCHAEMSYA NENAVIDET' (TAK I NE POSETILA ODESSU) STRANICA O SPAME TSELOMUDRENNOM NA VEKA KAK OTNOSIT'SYA NEOTNOSITEL'NO (POSHLI VSEX K CHORTU)

BOL'NYE SEMANTICHESKI INTERESNY? (A XROMATICHESKIE GAMMY TOZHE S OPYTOM?) A PO GOGOLEVSKI POCHKU ZHRAT' NE PRIXODITSYA? PRIZ GOGOLEVSKIX SIMPATIJ SINAGOGI DEKLAMATICHESKI CHYOT-NECHET (NE PRIDETSYA POCHKU RAZBIVAT') POSMOTRITE NA IGUANU

S EHTOJ TEMOJ MOZHESH' VOSSOEDINIT'SYA, NE GORLO GOLO DRAT' S TEBYA LYUBOV' NACHALAS' (SO MNOJ, MOZHESH' ZABYT' O RABOTE)

LISHILIS' PRIVILEGII REVNOSTI ("TOZHE, PODUMAESH', BALETOMAN") TAK O TEBE I POMENYALIS' MNENIYA! KAKAYA RAZNITSA GDE MENYA TY NASHLA? (KAK PREDLOZHENIE SHAHMATNOGO MATCHA?) POMENYALIS' GUSTO PRIVILEGII; KOL'TSO -- NE VESCHESTVENNYE PRIVILEGII (JUPITER SYMPHONY)

EHTIM VZDOROZHALA KAK DP SAMYJ ZHESTOKIJ LOOK I VSYO EHTO ESTESTVENNO NA VOSSOEDINENIE (OT MENYA OSMELELA) "VO XMELYU SLEGKA" (EST' ZHE KALEKA) I FERMAT NE PRIMENYAT' PRI VOSPALENII LYOGKIX VERNIS' S SOSKOM (EST' USPEX NA BEGOVYX DOROZHKAX)

VSE GOVORYAT OB EHTOM ODINAKOVO (KAK BUDTO FERMAT NE DOKAZAN I SIGARETY KURIT' (JURY?) ODNOZNACHNO PLOXO) KAK PRIMENYALA UDUSH'E VDOHOM, OSNOVANNYM NA KRASOTE, PRIMENYAYA ZAKONY KARLIKOV (YASNO OT OTNOSHENIYA K RIFME) AND BY EXTENSION, DRUG'OV

ZHIVSHI OBSCHESTVENNYM PRESTUPLENIEM (IE ISSTUPLENIEM, POSTUPLENIEM I TD) KAK S SS'OVKOJ SANCHEZ DEN'GI NACHAL KLYANCHIT' NEHPA -- NECHEM CHELOVEKA SNOBDIT' KAK NE DOBROM! i nosik nado operirovat' kak poyotsya pesnya

(NEGR XOTEL DEN'GI DELAT' -- PEREMINAT' S LEVOGO V PRAVOE NO ZA EHTO EGO XOTET' I ZAMRAKOBESIT'? VZVESIV MOI SHANSY) ESLI DIALEKTIKA VLIYAET -- DVOJKA

NU KASTET VZBUNTOVAL OT RAKHILI -- DRUGIE POTRYASLI (SMOTRI FIL'M RACHEL, RACHEL MIXLINA MUXLEET) MUXA BUNTUET I POTRYASAET MY ZA VOSSOEDINENIE V KOLLEKToRAX POBEG IZ TYUR'MY -- XVATIT BYT' KOLLEKTOROM ehtoj temy izbegala po srede svoej kastracii A KAK ATTESTAT? OBOZHRYOMSYA DRUG DRUGA (I EHTO NAZYVAETSYA DRUGA?) POSLEDNYUYU RABOTU YA NE PRINYAL PRAV ZHE KUSTAR' S ROYALEM (ZACHEM NAM BUNTAR' BEZ IDEALA? POVZROSLELA DIALEKTIKOJ NA DISLEKTOMANOV, DIKSILEND TANCUYA YA TAM BYL KAK OTEC V FREEHOLD, NJ NAVERNO PONRAVILAS' S KRESTA GOVYADINA POSLEDNIJ I TEKUSCHIJ NASH GOSUDAR' (SLUZHIT' KAK KARLIKU CHELOVEKU TRIZHDY OSKORBLYONNOMU S SHESTIRYONKAMI)) MY DRUZHIM S TVOIMI SESTRYONKAMI TY U MENYA SAMAYA OGROMNAYA I PREKRASNAYA NA SHARY NAVISLA -- PROSHLA VOJNA (ODIN PREKRASNYJ GOMOSEK, XAKUNA-MATATA) SAMAYA SEMANTICHESKAYA (IPPODROMAMI (TEBYA PRIVEDYOT V VOSTORG I DEVCHENKA) BEGOVAYA PARA NA RECITAL EHTO I EST' PROPOVED' BELOGRIVAYA) PARA NA SVETE ZASVIDETEL'STVUJTE ZA DEN'GI A-SINDROMATICHESKAYA PO DRAMAM GLOBUSA IZ 70YX A IM V U.S.A. RASPYATYE CHASY (PROGRAMMA PANINA ZARABOTALA PROGIGIENICHESKI) PO EHSTONSKIM IH PRICHESKAM; ISKAT' PREMII (EHTO VYZOVET VOSTORG) V KOLICHESTVE N-TOJ STEPENI EG http://blackalpinist.com/scherbakov/htmtexts/1996/interme3.html NE V BUTYLKE TY ROSLA NE NUZHNO MNE SHITAKE GROMKO STONI, A NE UPREKAJ (EHKSPROMTAMI UZHE OTVLEKAYU) U NIX VSEX GORLA ZHUTKIE (OPYT NJ) (TEBE NADOEST EHTA PESNYA)!

SPRAVILSYA S ODNIM SINDROMOM MAMY "VSYO VSEM UZHE PONYATNO" PREDSTOIT OB''YASNENIE (VOT S NIM YASNEE: EDWARD CYKANOVSKY LOOK HIM UP) (V DETSTVE ZHESTOKIJ KANTOR) O TOM SKOL'KO GOLOV U TEBYA A POPALA BY V GOLLIVUD... (TOL'KO NI ODNI NAKOLOCHKI)

TOL'KO ZHIZN' U MENYA KANITEL' PROTIV LENI -- V PUPOCHKE VSYO SROSLOS' POCHEMU MIR STRADAET OT KORPULENCII I PESTILENCII VSE NE NA SVOEM MESTE (POLNYJ DIAGNOZ) VEREN POSLEDNIE DVESTI LET NA EHTOM OSNOVANA KRASOTA TVOYA "YA NE IMEYU PRAVO NA NYT'YO" KOL'CO MOYO NA PAL'CE (I NET V MIRE INOGO ITOGA KONCHIKI STRADAT' NE BUDUT A KACHESTVO VSEGO POVYSITSYA PREZHDE UMER ESENIN A U MENYA SEJCHAS NERVY SHATKIE) PRI NAS NET SNEGA -- ZNAKOMO? (NE OTLYNIVAYU) U MENYA SOXRANILIS' MANERY TVOI (PO NIM VOSSOZDAL VSYO I NE VSUE)

VOT YA HOROSHO RABOTAYU (A PO MNE VVODYAT KOMENDANTSKIJ CHAS) XVATIT S LIHVOJ NA MAPLE (KOSHKA VO VSEM VINOVATA) KONKLYUZIYA BEZ SVECHEK ZASKORUZLYX (S GRECHESKOYU PRICHYOSKOJ) KAK ON OBSCHALSYA S TYOSKOJ KAK IBN OBESCHAL (A OPYT TUT PRICHEM BEZ KOVYCHEK?)

V XUDOBU MOSKVOZAMOCHEK
MOTIVACIYA RABOTAT'
(CHTOB RODIT' ODNU IZ DOCHEK --
V OSTAL'NYE NE SUBBOTAT')

OT OBUZY NE PRISHLOS' BY
(A TY EHTO OTRITSAESH')
OTTOGO "MNOGOGOLOS'E" (YA RABOTAT' NE XOTYU)
A TY VIZBORU BRYATSAESH':

LOSK NA TELE OTDUBINIT
BOSYAKA OT PRICHINDALA,
BURLAKA OT CHTO NE MINET --
TAK LEGKO I POXUDALA.

PERECHITAL -- I PONYAL (S NAMI NET PROFESSORA A EHTO TVOYO KOL'CO, NA GOLOM PLYAZHE, -- I ZACHEM TRAVA NUZHNA (DAZHE I PRI MAKIYAZHE)? OSTALOS' TSVETY PODARIT' I NE SPUTAT' BETHOVENA S MUZYKOJ NE VSYAKIJ KTO VSPLYVAET, XOROSH (OTKAZAT'SYA MOZHNO LISH' TOL'KO OT, ODNOGO, PIS'MA)

EHTO TY TAK SLUZHILA ISKUSSTVU (CHISTO VNESHNIM PRIVLEKALA, A EHTO NE EST' NAVESHIVANIE EHTIKETKI?) -- VPECHATLILA BY POSLE POXORON (XOROSHO KONCHALA, ZAPAX MNE PONADOBILSYA KAK DOKAZATEL'STVO) TABLETKAMI RESHIT'? SPESHU UTESHIT', A OSTROGOLOVEE OSNOVYVAYAS' NA SVOIX SHESTI? (POSPESHNYE VYBORY RUDOL'FA "YOU FALL IN LOVE" AND EVERYBODY'S A HOMOSEXUAL?) "VOT TAK POVELOSYA NA NASHEM VEKU" OKUDZHAVA SMOTRI PRISTAL'NEE I NE NA MAT' NE NADO NICHEGO PONIMAT' BOSIKOM? I EHTO POSLE HARLEM'A YA ZNAL CHTO XOROSHEGO CHELOVEKA BOL'SHE NE BUDET I TEBE VLETELO? (I NA EHTO TY OTVETILA ZA RODITELEJ OTVECHAT' NE PRIHODITSYA) TEPER' BUDET OCHEN' HOROSHIJ CHELOVEK ESCHYO RAZ OTVECHAL POLYAK (ILI NICHEGO NE POLUCHITSYA) GROMKO ZHE KRICHALA ("YA VSEGO TEBYA LISHU") KAK GROMKO ZAYAVLYALA KONCHALA* "DOZHDUS' POXORON" I VAM PRISHLOS' BY EYO LYUBIT' -- VERNIS', GALYA (VERBATIM, BY MLK; SER'YOZNO S SER'GOYU MNOJ TROPU NAZOVUT) CROSS OUT THE OLD CONCLUSIONS MOST IMPORTANT FOR DOCTORS TO PUNISH TRAINER FOR STEALING THE CLIENTELE (BY LIBEL) CAN YOU MAKE LOVE EXCEPT IN A TRAILER -- GALYA? TO YOU MY PRICES ARE EXCEPTIONAL (JUST STOP BEING LUCE, WIDE FEET) THAT'S NOT WHAT CAUSED 9.11 X-BEETHOVEN

NE TOL'KO PO BUXOM BELYM NE VERYA KOMPLIMENTAM, A MAMU NAZYVAT' BITCH (ZAPRESCHAT' TAM TALANT "'TWAS THE GIRL OF A PREACHER MAN") COME ON, TRADITIONAL CONVENTIONAL LAWYER (TEPER' STYD PO TSEPOCHKE I NE KLADITE PALETS V ROT (A TO NAPOMNITE JILALABAD (I WEEP, ZA PALETS V ROT NE KLADI LYUBOJ KRASAVITSE XOCHETSYA TAM LEZHAT') NAYOMNYMI UBIJTSAMI)) NAUKA KAK RUK OTMYVAT' OT BUDUYUSCHEY KROVI (GDE VOPIYUSCHIE OSHIBKI?) PROTIVOPOLOZHNO AMERIKE GRE (NO OT TEBYA SIL'NO ZAVISHU VPERILAS' TAK NO POCHEMU S PRETENZIYAMI? (VOSSTANOVIL MYSH'YAK) PO LANGSTON HUGHES'OVSKI) GROMKOGO DOZHDYA DOB'YUS'; KAK NE TY LYUBVI I POCHEMU MURA NA PIKU HIS THANG WAN'T BIG (TAKUYU KNIGU NAPISALA MOYA MAMA, CHTOB ZAKONCHILSYA TRENER (VNUTRIVENNYMI)) NA CUNT DOLZHNY BYT' OTPECHATKI I ZAKLAN'YA ZA ZAKLYAT'YA NEMTSAMI -- S NEMCOVYM BY NE STALOS' "NAPRIMER, KOEHRCIYA KOETZE UBIT' HEMINGUAY'A" KAK KOSTRY KAYUTSYA, TAK STUDENTY OTREKAYUTSYA PRED'YAVLYAYUT PRETENZII TOL'KO KAPEL'NITSE A IX NE EDINICY PRED''YAVLYAYUT KAFEL' VSE PRINSTONSKIE ASPIRANTY I PROFESSORA (TAK ONI AMERIC'U LYUBYAT, I KIRILLITSU)

i tak vse uchat nauku: professor sozdan dlya vseh srazu, a kak s kishkami? (vsyu muzyku vyklyuchi, i osobenno viktora shklovskogo) meduza zabyla gorenko nad nami uber (kak vse slushayut tsiryul'nika naryshaya zakon, ne edya kompot, miliciej ubit')

koleno japs a nash steve jobs
v kishku obratno i v kakashku
chtoby nikto ego ne yobs,
napominaya cheburashku

i zoschenko vosstanovil
i mandel'shtamu ne poveril:
zachem ty tak? ty ne evil
a vsyu imperiyu imperil --

vot na kop'e visit tel'nyak
v tulup zapihannyj ne srazu
a tulipy tsvetut dvojnyak:
odna dlya vseh drugaya -- v kassu!

tak pokupaetsya kompot
dlya vseveden'ya vseeden'ya
no vdal' uhodit ogorod
s naukami nenaviden'ya...

ZNACHIT U EXACERBATOROV TEBE TABLETKI (U UKRAINY NICHEGO NE POLUCHITSYA) EZHOM UZHE NE ZHIVYA -- NO PRINIMAYA VO VNIMAN'E U.MASS. (GDE TOZHE BOL'SHE NIKOGO NET) IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE BODY MASS, SOLLECITO

S SIS'KAMI NE SOGLASITSYA TOL'KO PROKAZHYONNYJ:
S RAFFAELO SOLLECITO SOGLASYATSYA VSI:
ESLI VYGLYADYAT STOMERNO V ORGANIZME DRONY,
TO POLUCHATSYA ZAGLYADNO TOL'KO U RUSI!

ODESSITY OSOBeNNO I NE VNUTRIVENNO
UTROM MOZARTA POSLUSHAV, ZAREZYA GUSYA
(VED' NE VSE ZHIVUT SOGBENNO NA VESNE U PLENA,
NO VSE OCHEN' TOLERANTNY (OSOBENNOST' VSYA))

CHTOB NE SNIZHIVAT' N'YUTONA PROTIV ARKHIMEDA
GAMMU NA POLTONA NIZHE VZVERYAT NA PADEZH --
PRICHINILI VREDA KAL'KE DISKURSY PUBMEDA
I ESCHYO UVESCHEVAYUT: (DA EYO ZOVUT GALINA!) TY GAVNA NE ESH'!

TAK TASCHITE ZHE UKAZKI OT VRACHA UROKA
VY (BY NE BYLO POROKA NE TRENIROVAT')
DO EHKSTAZA OT POLUCHKI SNIZHENNOGO COCK'A
I PRISHLOS' BY POLU VERIT' -- NE MENTAM V PECHAT'!

EHTO DOKAZATEL'STVO CHTO NAUKA ELE ZHIVA OT VAS (MEDICINA -- KRASIVOE ZANYATIE OSOBENNO S SEKS-BOMBOJ) A STRANICY OT EHTOGO ZAKRYVAYUT: NIKTO UZHE NE LYUBIT TEBYA (CENNOSTI -- GENERAL HEALTH IZBEGAYA STUDIES)

KAKIE PRETENZII PRED''YAVLYAYUT (I LAYUT) OT VSEX PONYATIYA NE SKRYT' -- I KOGO UDALYAYUT U NIX NET MNENIA VELIKOGO A ZNACHIT, NIKAKOGO -- ODNI EHTIKETKI I SINAGOGI

PODOSHLI K KAR'ERE (EHTIKETOK I KAZNI); "NUZHNO PRAVA KACHAT'" (NICHO SEBE KAZATSKAYA PESNYA)

Exercise as medicine in the management of pancreatic cancer: a case study.

Cormie P, et al. Med Sci Sports Exerc. 2014.

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Abstract

INTRODUCTION: Given the poor prognosis for patients diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, therapies that enhance the ability to tolerate adjuvant treatments, reduce the loss of physical functioning and optimize quality of life are critically important. Exercise may represent such a therapy; however, no previous research has investigated the potential impact of exercise on outcomes in pancreatic cancer patients.

PURPOSE: This study aimed to determine the safety and efficacy of a 6-month supervised exercise program in a pancreatic cancer patient undergoing adjuvant treatment.

METHODS: A case study was performed on a 49-yr-old male diagnosed with stage IIb pancreatic cancer. The patient had surgery (Whipple resection) followed by adjuvant chemotherapy (gemcitabine and fluorouracil) and radiotherapy (45 Gy). The patient initiated a supervised exercise program involving twice weekly resistance and aerobic exercise sessions during adjuvant therapy. Outcomes were assessed at baseline and after 3 and 6 months of exercise.

RESULTS: The exercise program was well tolerated with 73% attendance throughout the 6 months. No treatment toxicities prevented the patient from complying with adjuvant treatment plans. Considerable improvements were observed at both 3- and 6-month assessment points* for all measures of physical capacity and functional ability (none of them lost it, brilliant strategem), lean mass, physical activity levels, general health and disease-specific quality of life, cancer-related fatigue, sleep quality, and psychological distress. ((WHAT YOU STUDIED AT UMASS) TEMA STRYASLAS' -- MOZHNO POGIBAT' I SRAZU UBIVAT' (CHTO TY I SDELALA SO MNOJ) P.C. S ODNIM MNOJ MOZHESH' LYUBOV'YU ZANIMAT'SYA (NUZHNA LISH' KRAYUXA XLEBA -- MOZHNO U DRUGA?) ;) (IMPROVEMENTS ARE SCRUPLES DEDICATE YOU LIFE TO ME, I SAVED MINE) DEPARTAMENT GLAVNYX DEL DO SIX POR ISSLEDUET -- DO SIX POR NE UMIRAL CHTO TELO MOZHET OPROVERGNUT'? (MAMU NE SVERGNUT? NO EHTO NEPRAVDA) KOMPANIYA NA POL TONA NIZHE vot i usy poyavilis' i t.d.)

CONCLUSIONS: In this first reported clinical case, exercise led to improvements in a variety of patient outcomes during adjuvant therapy for pancreatic cancer. This initial evidence has important clinical implications, indicating that exercise may be an effective adjunct therapy for the management of pancreatic cancer. Future trials are needed to confirm and expand our initial findings.

SHARLATAN: "RANA NE ZAZHILA?" (RANY LUCHSHIM OBRAZOM IZOBRAZILA, KAK SAVICHEVA SPELA) PATOLOGICHESKAYA AVARIYA NA KROVUXO

*assessment points ONI VSE GOMOSEKI? OT PASTY NA ZUBAH (RIFMY BASTY) ONI OSKORBYATSYA ("ON NE GOMOSEK, I ON KRITIKUET") TVOJ MUZH MNE POKORITSYA (K KONCU KAR'ERY) KAK TRENER (SLISHKOM MNOGO OSKORBLYAL) I EHTIM NA TEBYA POVLIYAL

ZUBY NA VSXODE -- PONRAVILIS' BOBINY (BABY NE NUZHEN)? ONI VSEGO TEBYA LISHILI

V MIRE EST' ODIN KLASSNYJ TRENER -- I EHTO YA (PUST' NAPISHET TEBE STIXOTVORENIE, KAK BAH) DESELECTION (PUST' DRUG'I PRINIMAET) DA, TEBYA ON PONIMAET NO, HE DON'T MENYA TY PONIMAESH'

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/24042308/ I DON'T DRIFT, GALECHKA -- GEMOGLOBIN NE POVYSHEN, TRIZHDY LISHEN STEPENI, ON NE PODGOTOVILSYA K KAR'ERE

TY DUMAESH' OB DEN'GAX ODNIX I MOIH POROKAH

KAK V PSIXUSHKE SEBYA CHUVSTVUYUT (A GOVORYAT PRISLEZIT'SYA INOE) (PRIMER LYUBOGO PROFESSIONAL'NOGO ANALIZA MEDITSINY: GDE SLEDUYUSCHIJ GOMOSEK? I GDE EGO NOSKI?) DA, TAM VRACHI PROVODYAT NOCHI I KAKIE U NIX ZAKLYUCHENIYA? THEY CALL IT RESISTANCE TRAINING, CROSSING TALANT A CHEM YA TAM KAZALSYA? (YAJCEREZY PSIXOVYE BEZ PRIUVELICHENIYA)

POSMOTRITE NA ROZHU --
YA REBYONKOV NAROZHU;
YA UZHE NA NARAH SPLYU
I GITARU NA DERZHU
(STEKLOTARU NE DERZHU --
YA UZHE NE DENEZHNYJ;
YA UZHE NE NADEZHNYJ
TAM GDE VREMYA PROVOZHU):

DOKAZHITE S POHORON
CHTO ON CHTO-TO ZNACHIL TAM
(NEPOCHATYJ KACHESTVOM,
NESOBRATYJ S CHATTELOM
TAM VEZDE NE BIT' CHELOM) --
VED' ZHIVOGO NE UB'YUT
TOL'KO GDE NAKACHENNYJ
CHTO-TO SDOBRIT BOSIKOM!

*OKEYUSHKO, KAK GOVORIL ZADORNOV (I GALYA VERILA NADEYAS' ZATASCHIT' DRUGOGO HENCE "BITCHES AREN'T SHIT" ALREADY SAYS AUNT YOU CAN AIR IT) BI-LINGUAL, PROVEN BY TRANSLATIONS (ARE YOU KIDDING? SODDOMOM NEL'ZYA GORDIT'SYA?) KAK VIDISH', YA GORAZDO SER'YOZNEE (SER'EZNYE LYUDI LZHIVEJ I NAHAL'NEE, CHEM I VPECHATLILA)

U GALI OSTRYE MOZGI KLYUCHICA ODARILA ZNANIYAMI OSTAL'NYMI T'FU-T'FU-T'FU BEL'YO POTELO (PI-CHISLOM) IE OBESCHALA LYUBIT' VSEGDA NO EMU PONADOBILAS' VIAGRA S UXMYLKOJ (A MNE POPU EJ MYT') I TY TAM TAK NE LYUBILA NEGRA?

(VOT CHTO TAKOE OSKOMINA (ZAPAX NA LICE) A PERSONAL'NO VYLECHIT'? NEGR PRIVLEK OTRECHENIEM OT VSEGO) TAKIE SHANSY

CHTO TAKOE BOBINA? TABLETKA?
DAZHE KAK GOVORIT NEGRO SHUT-UP,
DAZHE KAK ON MUZHCHINA I SVETKU
BOL'SHE LYUBIT TEBYA -- EHTO V LAPAX?

VSYO ZNAKOMO -- I BEGLO I LIKO,
I PRIVEKLO, I VSPYXLO, I NAXUJ,
I DAREN'E UZHE SNIMKA K VEKU,
ZAMECHAN'YA CHREZ PIS'MA ZAPAXA

ZAMECHATEL'NO CHEREZ ULYBKU
IZ-POD MYSHKI NA MYSHKU NADEYAS'
I NA ROK SEL'DEREJ V SOKOVYZHIMKE
I UZHIMKI VAZHNEE CHEM SPELOST':

VMESTE SPELIS'! TOO STUPID TUPAC (STERILE, REFERENCE TO SIX-PACK)

V SINEM MORE, STOYALA GAL'KA PYTAYAS' ISPYTAT' PREZHNEGO I RASKVITYVAYAS' S SINIMI PREZHDE VSEGO S MOEJ SEM'YOJ I IH RITMAMI (KOSHMAR U KAZHDOJ ZADACHI) PREZHDE SNICOTREZVLYALA, GOVORYA OK ("OTKAZHIS' OT SAMOGO SIL'NOGO" UZHE I OT TORTA OTKAZYVAYAS' "KOVORTA DLYA COWARD'A" NE VAZHNO SAMOJ VSEGO DOBIT'SYA A CHEGO I S KEM A NE PRI KAKIX RISKAX (OSTAV' IX S IX NAVYKAMI,* RIMSKAYA OXOTA) VOT CHTO GOVORIT LEXI BELLE A XOTELA TRENERA SAMOGO STROGOGO (INTRIGANTA NA DVA GIDRANTA) "VUL'GARNOST' I BANAL'NOST'" VOT TEBE ZNATOK) VOT CHTO GOLOVA NEMCA ZA MOCARTA SDELALA A MAMA POLOVA POCHEMU VSYO VREMYA O LYUBVI (I TAK DOLZHNO BYT' NO TOL'KO SO MNOJ) NE VSYO ZHE CHURCH

NAVERNO TEBE NUZHEN KALEKA S HOBOTOM NA PROCHUU EHVAKUACIYU? (ASTRINGENT, A STRANGER? "A SOL'-BEMOL' KAK BUDTO") MEDICAL GOAL OF ABORTION AND DEATH OF HAMILTON (NEUZHELI NI OT ODNOJ KNIZHKI OTKAZAT'SYA NEL'ZYA?) I S ODNOJ DAT'OJ VSE PROYASNITSYA "MY OBA SIL'NYE LUDI", NO MEZHDU NAMI ZLOY CHELOVEK I PRI CHYOM TUT SBERKNIZHKA? (A NEGR NE BOLEL SIFILISOM POSMOTRI NA MOIX (TVOIX) BUDUSCHIX REBYONKOV) 5,000,000,000 ARGUMENT (I ODNA BORODA) UBIVAYUSCHAYA GRIN KARTU

SERDTSE SIL'NOE, CHTOBY OBOZHALI
VSE KALEKI, I ZHRALI TEBYA ZA
CHELOVECHNOST' SKABLUCHENNOJ MORALI
ILI NESYROVEDEN'YA GUSYA:

ESLI S NAMI TY V BOLI NE SYRAYA
NU A "MY" -- VSYO PREDPOLOZHITEL'NO
ZNACHIT EST' "POHISCHEN'E IZ SERALYA"
I NET KNIZHKI, NAM SKAZHUSCHAYA "NO" --

NET TAKOJ, I NE BUDET S LITSEMER'YA;
BUDUT RAZNYE PAVOLGI DIKTAT
NO POSKOL'KU EST' VERA V NEPOHER'YA,
TO I S PYATOCHKOJ BUDET REZUL'TAT.

SIMPLE PROOF: KIKE, TY NE MOZHESH' UZHE ZHIT' S NIM (ESLI HOCHESH', DRUZHI NO MNE EHTO PROTIVNO) TY KOVTOJ ZLOUPOTREBLYAESH' (KAK MAREHUANOJ) PACIENTAMI "KOROTKO SPACIEREN"

MNE BY HOTELOS' ISPYTAT' INOGO
CHEM PREZHNYAYA LYUBOVNICA MOYA:
CHTOB ZA DRUGIM SHLO, NE SHNYRYAYAS', SLOVO,
GDE NEMTSA GOLOVA, NE PRYGAYA

NE SNYAVSHI VSEX OKOV I NE SNIMAYA,
BRYATSAYA LISH' LITAVRAMI K KONTSU
I MOEGO YAJTSA NE OTRITSAYA
I VSYO ZH NE B'YA, POMEHOY, PO YAYTSU...

KLONYU K USPEHU -- NE ZHYURYU IZLISHNIH:
DOZHDUS' REBYONKA I VOZ'MU PERHOT'
CHTOB HOBOT TAK NE DEYSTVOVAL NA PRISHLYH,
CHTOB U KOROV TEH NE BYLO OHOT!

*SEAMSKIE GOLOVAMI XOTYAT SROSTIS', NO CHTOB NA VEK PODEJSTVOVALO (KAK MAMA OTREZVLYALA)

Наколочки? Нет, О прелесть!
Вменяема -- объектив.
И рифмы к тебе приелись,
Бываю я некрасив.
Багульник -- в росе уселость
И голой жопой на гнев,
Что в Danverse недоелось --
Пойдёт тебе как Псякрев --
А дальше -- сады бен Ладен,
Плясовская ерунда,
И будь с ними чёрт не ладен,
Закаяная *из*а... I ZA EHTO ASYA -- BUD' YA PROKLYAT (STOKRAT PTOLEMEEM "RIFMY VSE LISHNIE", KAK DOKAZAL SCHERBAKOV O PROSTITUCII). NADEYUS', EHTO PONRAVITSYA ZHENE "U ZHENI ZABLUZHDENIYA" pricheska barsksya, ya vosstanovil svoi privilegii? Ya govoryu pro ehto bez uharstva polcarstva za konya bukval'no
А Beverly -- Склифосовский,
Украина победит.
Веду я себя по-скотски,
Поскольку бочка горит

KAK NUZHNO STROIT' PO LINEJKE PERVOKLASSNIKOV A POSTROILI MATEMATICHESKIMI POSTULATAMI PO PREDSTOYASCHIM KONFLIKTAM I FIZICHESKOMU ZLOUPOTREBLENIYU MENYA (OT MAMY) (I EHTO DLYA NIX LITERATURNOE I MATEMATICHESKOE OBRAZOVANIE) NIXING "MY UZHE PRESTUPLENIYA SOVERSHAEM" VAM VOOBSCHE NE PRIDETSYA DUMAT' (EHTO I EST' VERA NA OSNOVE D.N.K. V VESCHESTVENNOST', KAK DOKAZALA PODRUGA POLITRUKA POXISCHENNAYA KITOM I SKOL'KO KNIZHEK YA UKRAL)

VLADIMIR, PODRUZHKA TA,
I SARAH PALIN -- NE GENIJ.
VPOSLEDSTVII U TEBYA KROTA
VOSSOEDINENIE PREMIJ

I YA SMOTRYU EHTO, KAK NA NUDE
NE ODOLEVAYA ZHARA --
I TOL'KO TE, CHTO TEBYA ZAPRUT
DOKAZHUT MNE CHTO MY PARA!

OSTALOS' STRANU DOLOMAT' -- POKAZALAS' POZHUXLOJ (KAK TY POZHILOJ NA PEZHO V KLISHI, SMENIV IMIDZH, KO MNE PLOXO OTNOSYAS')

HEY JUDE!

KAK VAM EHTO NRAVITSYA? (PREVOSHODNYE VYVODY GOLOPOPYH VRACHEY (YA ZHE NICHEJ) O DRUG'AH) KAKIE MOGUT BYT' VYVODY? *VSEGDA* -- YA ZHE MOGU UMERET' -- ZA VYVOD VOJSK (A YA ESCHYO ZA VODU "VOSS")

TAKOJ SLOVAR' NE VOZNIKAL,
OTPETYJ I GOLOMANEVRNYJ
KAK BUDTO YA ISKAL TAM KAL
I NAHODIL ODNI SHEDEVRY

A VSYO ZH SEBYA PREVOSHODIL
NE, KACHESTVOM, KOLICHESTVENNO
ZA TO, CHTOB S''EV S TOBOYU IL
YA BY NE PRINYAL VNUTRIVENNO

NI DNA, NI KLYAUZU, NE KAP-
LI NAZVAN SEKSUALMAN'YAKOM
POSKOL'KU EHTO NOT WHAT'S UP
I NUZHEN TAM TEBE KACAP
I MY NE MYSLIM ODINAKO!

ODIN U TEBYA ZRITEL' V ZHIZNI, A ZHILA DLYA OTXODNYAKA, CHTO NA TEME VSPUXNET

VKUSY VESEL'CHAKA GOSPITAL'NYH KAZARM (BLAGOVOSPITAN?)

"PROEDEMSYA PO MIRU,
RABOTA NADOEDET
(KOL'TSO NA TVOYOM PAL'TSE
STOIT NAVERNYAKA,)

VOZ'MYOSH' TY V RUKI LIRU,
I GIRYA NE DOEDET
I TY NE SNIMESH' VYAL'TSY
MNE SO VOROTNIKA!

ZA HOLOSTOST' STOYAMSHI
UEDESH' TY IZ SHTATOV
(POTERYA PRIVILEGIY
NE OTRAZITSYA NA

LYUBOVNOJ SEKRETARSHE --
DOKTORA IZ BOGATYH
PUSKAY V KITAYSKOM SNEGE
KOGDA PROSHLA VOYNA)" (TAK ON I ZHIL BY)

I EHTOT LITSEZRITEL'
NASHEDSHI ODNI KOZNI
V TVOEJ SVIREPOJ KAZNI --
V MANERE OTHODIT'

VESTI BUDET KAK VIGEL'
PRI GORESTI SKLEROZNOJ
SEBYA, I KAK V MARAZME
BUD' GNEVAT'SYA NA TIT'

A V SET' V SEBYA POSMOTRIT --
ZAMETIT TAM NA FACEBOOK
YAZYK KROVOZHELAN'YA
I VEDOMSTV NE VPOLNE

A TOL'KO "KAK ON OSTRIT",
I KAK NA STREET SOMNEN'YA
I KAK ODNO ARKAN'E
TAK NRAVITSYA ZHENE;

I OTRITSAYA BASNI,
BDIT' BUDET OBO MNE.

(V BOL'NICE LEZHAT BOL'NYE) INTERESNO NA TEBYA SMOTRELI "MY KOJ V CHYOM PODNATORELI" -- I UZHE ZIGIZMUND RIFMUETSYA S MUND'OM (TE AFRIKANER) SREDI EHKRANA

NI ODNA DRUGA NE NRAVITSYA (PO GOLOVOLOMKE) EHTO TY ZAPOMNISH' OTREKLIS' OT TAKOGO ("V KROVI GORIT OGON' ZHELAN'YA") NO TY TAK NE MOZHESH' ZHIT' -- ODNOJ NOCHKOJ

ZASTUPITES' ZA BEDNOGO, DURY (NASUPIVSHIS') -- NAUCHITES' REVNOVAT' (MOGU EHTU TEMU PODARIT' I SAM NE ISKOVERKAYUS') RASSUDKA LISHILSYA OT ODNOJ GOLOJ KOLOM V GORLE (GALYA IS A RADICAL FREE RADICALS FILLING THE SIDEWALK) NADO IKRY TROGAT' CHTOBY VYVELI XOT' NA UBUNTU (K NOVOMU BUNTU) EHTO ZHE EYO FAMILIYA ("I YA EHTU DOLYU PROZHIL" XE-XE)

NO TY ZHE VSEM SNOBZHENA A YA OBOZHAYU TVOYU ZH- U VAS SEKS PROIZOSHEL I NE PROIZVEL VPECHATLENIE (TAK I POVLIYAL)

"KAK IZNURENA I UZHE SMOTRIT NA ALZHEIMER" --
TEMOJ VOSSOEDINIMSYA, UTVAR' PREVZOJDYOM;
TELAMI VOSTORZHESTVUEM (K NAM VED' NE KAK K DAMAM)
POST-SOVETSKI I SOBESOM SLOVNO NE ZHIVYOM,

A NA SAMOM DELE TYAZHEST' PODNIMALAS' DROBNO;
SKLIPNO ONA PODYMALAS', LIPLA K SLOVARYU
I TOGDA UVIDEV TELO I POCHUYAV KNOPKU
YA PRICHAL EYO STARINNO I PRISHYOL V NOZDRYU!

K NAM VSEM NUZHNO XOROSHO "RASSTUPITES', STENY" NAM VSEM NUZHNA EHTA NOCH', I MNE NUZHNY VSE DELO OSNOVANO NA KACHESTVE DIAGNOZA (ZNACHIT, U TEBYA NE TE MOZGI, CHTO DLYA MEDICINY)



TEPER' TY PONIMAESH', KAKUYU ZADACHU YA RESHAL, TEBYA ISKUSHAYA? (I KUSHAYA PO POLU, SKUCHNYE PIS'MA NAPISHA)

NAM VSEM NET TAKIX LET KAK KAZHETSYA TAKOJ CELI DOBIVAYUTSYA TOL'KO DETI I VERTINSKY "NA BOL'SHOM KARETNOM" PACIENTOV NADO DOBIVAT' NA TOT RAZ KOCHERYAN (NA EHTOT RAZ GOVORIT DEBORAH HARRY) TOM WAITS STRANOCHKU SPASAET OT POLIEMIELITA NE UMERET' VOT TAKOVSKIJ CHAJKOVSKIJ (A OBLOMOV I TOGO XUZHE) O DOKTORAH (A IX POPKAX) POMNIM (SPOZARANKU I IX PODRUGAMI DLYA PROFILAKTIKI "KOGDA MY BYLI MOLODYMI")? (OFFICIALLY V INOJ GALAKTIKE) POROKI NE NUZHNO OPISYVAT'? A ANTROPOLOGIYA NA CHTO? (FOR ONE KISS?)

VOT TEBE KARLIK -- ON LYUDEJ SPASAET OTKROJ STRANICU




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дата публикации: Jun 2, 2018

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